niya

Your friendly Mandarin Teacher
If you walk on water, haters will say it's because you can't swim
#CFC

[Prime〽️ @Eman_Primes]

Show me a better prolific character than Jason Momoa.

[SON @StevenNickilzee]

They say older women don’t harass youths.

Mine was different.

I was still 15yo when an older woman in my neighborhood began paying unusual attention to me.

At first, I thought she was being friendly.

She included goodbye pecks after every meeting.

I still didn't take it as something serious because I get that from my parents as a sign of love.

Then she started showing up everywhere.

Demanding hugs that lasted more than normal.

I had to resist by staying indoors from that moment.

She noticed.

She did not stop following.

One day our paths finally crossed again.

[Strange 🥷 @Abdulclips_]

Who is the biggest threat since marvel bringing in the most powerful characters?👀

[Ella @EllasArchive1]

A father walked into family court asking the judge to lower his child support.

Father: “Your Honor, I can’t afford $2,400 a month anymore.”

Judge: “What’s changed?”

Father: “My income dropped.”

The mother shook her head.

Mother: “That’s not what happened.”

Judge: “Explain.”

Mother: “He quit his job.”

Father: “I was laid off.”

Judge: “Do you have documentation?”

Father: “Not with me.”

The judge looked at his attorney.

Then the mother said:

“I brought something.”

She handed the court a document.

The judge looked at it.

Then looked back at the father.

Judge: “You resigned?”

[niya @rucnati]

If you’ve watched this movie, you’ll understand Sam Altman’s statement:

“AI could be dangerous, but I would rather be involved in shaping it than have no influence over something that is going to happen anyway.”

He’s not saying AI is harmless. He’s saying it’s inevitable.

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@hintrovertt

[niya @rucnati]

The perfect combo 😉
Charger — ₦43k on the Oraimo app
Power bank — ₦73k
Shipping fee depends on your location.
You can get a full charge within 4hrs

[Introvert 🎲🥏 @hintrovertt]

All this big big powerbanks is fine until it’s time to charge it 😭

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@hintrovertt Current price

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@hintrovertt Some months ago , check the Oraimo app

[niya @rucnati]

Didn't know Lannisters still exist

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@Physent1 @OXJ0SHUA @somtodeyforyo Nor be only throw , na free kick

[niya @rucnati]

You have black spots all over your legs like someone who fought a pit bull, and you still have the guts to wear shorts outside. And You looked really beautiful from afar😭.
Una wey dey carry oscroh for night , how una dey do am ?

[niya @rucnati]

CPR

[Ola @olami_plenty1]

Blues,what’s the perfect abbreviation for this trio?
Mine- MPJ

[niya @rucnati]

This message is also for Enzosexvals and Enzo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 José Mourinho on Rodri’s doubts: “Real Madrid can NOT have players who think twice”.

“You get the call and say: When do you want me there?”, told Chiringuito.

[niya @rucnati]

Didn't know Lannisters still exist

[niya @rucnati]

@FrankKhalidUK There is no such thing as “he's a good striker, but he's just not clinical.” If you can't be clinical, what exactly do we call you—a defensive striker?
Very happy with these options. "Airplanes don't move backwards" .

[niya @rucnati]

There is no such thing as “he's a good striker, but he's just not clinical.” If you can't be clinical, what exactly do we call you—a defensive striker?
Very happy with these options. "Airplanes don't move backwards" .

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

Are you happy with these 3 strikers for the new season?

[niya @rucnati]

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

[niya @rucnati]

Ronaldo and Messi is a joke to you ?

[EYE-WITNESS @EbereCFC]

I have never seen a midfielder who scored over 300 goals before.

Except lampard 😱

[niya @rucnati]

Bryan Cristante of Roma✅

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

If you can only choose one then would you pick?