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I am a stuffed panda.

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@anotherglassbox @jerryagar1010 Classic TO development messaround

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

They’re calling it the least charismatic lunch in history

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@reggcohn @dmrider Remember when you endorsed him

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Yes, we can tell.

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@aleenaamiir Hey this sucks

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@stephenfishbach Queen Books in the east end! Fantastic independent bookstore.

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@doctorwasif This sucks, you pathetic loser

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@dmrider A podcast

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

Clavicular stuff reads like the kind of thing medieval knights were doing at the end of knighthood when there was no point to it except peacocking around. Mog Quixote. Tiltmaxxing. That kind of thing.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

[sees a teen chewing gum] No need to hog the wad, boy! Mightn't I have a chew??

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@addammy1 They can't do that on television!!

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@StephenMulhern This sucks, and you suck

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@lizzadwoskin Is that a fuckass bob

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

McDonald's grilled chicken mcwrap at 250 calories is both a dollar and pound bargain

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@CantEverDie First she gives him scurvy, now this?

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@CityDeskNYC @mjchiusano Canadian Clanker

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@CityDeskNYC @eleum_fuck Canadian Clanker

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@RobertKYarbro @dick_nixon Are you fucking stupid