Ayanbode

Retardimus Prime of the Afro-Reggae-Tronic band The Stupidbots | Drummer | Vocalist | Pianist | Unprofessional Bassist | Will Give You Trouble On The Guitar

[Ayanbode @rudebode]

No more.

[Ayanbode @rudebode]

What the fuck is Netanyahu saying?

He’s not even a Jew. He’s white.

Motherfuckers stole a racial identity and a country, and became fucking terrorists.

Now he’s tryna look like the good guy.

Fucking rabies-crazed bitch.

Genocidal madman.

#FreePalestine

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@Osiris_rai @MohaXtra Loool. Let’s call him a ‘hard-working imposter’.

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It would be nice to hear something good about this country.

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So I just read an article sucking Chimamanda’s husband’s dick. Big time.

Bit of a rape actually. Haha.

Celebrated this, brilliant that, etc.

They even said he split childcare duties with his wife in the first year of their daughter’s birth. An ‘unusual practice’.

Like WTF. 😂

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So maybe that’s why I can’t find any mention of anything he has done here in this age of information overload.

So I’m curious, not accusing - what has he done?

Potential examples such as Dr. Ivara Esege are what we need in this country.

So if you know something, show me.

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It was fun though. I’d say I gained some language/word skills from it, but I am not patient enough to take time out to identify them.

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One of the most fun word games I ever played was fitting a thought into the original Twitter format (160 xters). Seeing as my thoughts are almost always train-like, it was an extreme sport for me. Used to spend an hour on a tweet. Change a word here, sacrifice a comma there…

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@Osiris_rai @MohaXtra Lol. They still played football matches in the Nations League, did they not? He won something. Don’t belittle the effort because it’s ‘Nations League’.

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Arsenal won the PL this year; that’s why the Knicks won the championship.

Doesn’t mean England gon’ win the World Cup though.

Long-ass shot.

Zverev won Roland Garros.

M Marquez is 5th in Motogp.

Weird effin year.

Sabalenka still tantrum-ing though.

Keeps the year honest 😂

[Ayanbode @rudebode]

Oh God.

I’ve never been this scared in my entire life. Not even when I nearly died.

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Babanla nonsense

[Ayanbode @rudebode]

Demo-crazy

Crazy-demo

Demonstration of craze

Crazy demonstration

If e no be crazeeeee

Why for Africa

As time dey go

Things just dey bad

Dey bad more and more

Happy(definitely not) June 12.

[Ayanbode @rudebode]

Congrats Raul Jimenez. Finally.

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Can’t believe we lost out on the World Cup to these fools

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Don’t retweet me

😂

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The second thing I want to say is

FUCK SOUTH AFRICA

Fucking scumbags

If you weren’t mediocre, others wouldn’t be taking your jobs

Mexico just scored, by the way

Up yours!

Sincerely,

Nigeria

[Ayanbode @rudebode]

Nigerians. Don’t be stupid.

The only protest you can do is boycotting elections.

If you don’t vote, they can’t rig.

Every single person on the ballots is a thief.

Boycott the elections till we have worthy candidates on them ballots.

[Ayanbode @rudebode]

The deepest impacts of technological evolution are often found in human behaviour, and not in the advantages any specific technology bestows upon us.

It is no longer weird to see people walking down the street, nothing in both arms, talking (seemingly) to themselves.

AirPods.