Rude Cricket Analyst

No PR. No favourites. No filter. 🏏
Just blunt cricket analysis, hard facts & uncomfortable opinions.
If the cricket is bad, I’ll say it.

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@shadowbangla Even Fizz would want to play the T20WC.

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@Gabbarsingh_02 Ab List A stats nikaal sab kaa 75 games k baad.
Unhone ne kahi prove kiya tha.
Iski tarah nhi bas sympathy hi leta reh.

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@awaaz777 @gulooooona @CallMeSheri1_ Then you guys are not compatible to this modern world.

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@mufaddal_vohra This one's better.

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@Sports_Himanshu Sanju ko captaincy 😭😭😭😭
Usse achcha Ravi Bishnoi ko bana do.

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@Wellutwt Sharia rule me ye sab mana hai.
Issliye isne aisa nautanki kiya taaki kal ko jab tak 100% substantial na nikal jaaye, ispe koi shaq na kre.

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@jod_insane Woh tweet krne waale ye nhi hain.
Inko 500 bhi hoga toh fark nhi padega petrol.
Bahot log hain duniya me alag alag.

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@Sakshamgarg23 Cricket me pele gaye aur cricket khelte time aise hi mazaak me nhi khel rhe the.
Uske baad baat cricket k bahaar ki hai.
Afghanistan cricket ko aage badhne k liye India kaa saath chaiye hi.

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@AmeyKulkarni_21 Depends ki uss Muslim kaa kya history hai.
Agar woh khud desh ki taraf waala hai toh uski taraf aur agar opposite waala hai toh uske against.

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@devraj18049 @CricCrazyJohns Is Tilak a finisher?

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@Rajiv1841 None

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@Rishabhian_17 Toh woh out nhi maana jaata?

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@cricinfo Srilanka ko apne ghar k flatties pe peet k itna nautanki.

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@Desikiwiii Mujhe ye matt bolna ki isne shadi Chahal se pyaar me kiya tha bina paisa dekhe.
Woh normal above middle class bhi hota tab bhi dekhti bhi nhi.
Sirf paiso k kaaran hai chahe kuchh bhi kaho.
Chahal ko dekh k koi pyaar krr sakta hai?

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@sports_nation99 Uski biwi literally PR company chalati hai 😭😭
Officially, ye bhi nahi ki accusations hai.

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@cricinfo Averages something around 30 in ODIs 😭😭😭😭

[Pawan kumar @Pawanar02106943]

Why have 3-4 fans of this failed white-ball player Lunt been crying all over the TL since yesterday? This fraud player has only one century in 107 white-ball matches. 😭😂😭

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@devraj18049 @CricCrazyJohns Don't judge him by 2020-2021 metrics.
He's a different guy now.
He can bat anywhere between 1-5.
Tilak is too slow and rigid for the modern day cricket.

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@RP17Gang T20Is me 70+ games diye gaye aur idhar 30+.
Total 100+ games aur unme se mushkil se 5 bhi achche inning nhi the.

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@IsThatMaaz You may not know, but there are few good muslims too.