schmobby burda

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[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

Are you the man who fell into a river in LEGO city because hey

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@portillosstan can we smoke cigs together?

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@wyadesire you get high off the larp

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mfers be working at five guys asking for a ride to work, like okay spongebob

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

watching a 22 yo wemby tn and realizing luka is never winning that mvp 🥲

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

vic throwing elbows, that cte really talking to him like a symbiote

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

Victor Wembanyama GOES OFF for 39 PTS, 15 REB, 5 BLK, 72% FG as the Spurs get the 115-108 Game 3 WIN in Minnesota & TAKE A 2-1 SERIES LEAD 😈👽

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

@Daniel86Cycles @MeAgainCG @BenjaminPDixon @bitcloud bro can’t think about abstract concepts without physical representation 💀💀💀🥀🥀

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

@Bunny_ngl being in a band

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i be in the shower spinning off my pivot foot like

[Travesti que Habla 🏳️‍⚧️ @odaradeverdade]

Vocês tomam banho de frente ou de costas pro chuveiro?

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

@sugriva_gaming maybe he just really likes the smell of freshly washed clothes

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

@beyoumf me

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chet would be a great motion capture actor for a sausage party sequel

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

???

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

gay person: i’m gay
autistic person: i’m autistic
that one gay and autistic friend: it’s actually frankenstein’s monster

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

@sick_of_condos any group that is over represented on a dating app is there because they are more likely to be single… for a reason

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

USA, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CANADIAN STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF MAPLE SYRUP STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

showing this to my barber the next time I get a haircut to piss him off for raising the price of a cut by $10

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

bronny gets a bucket and the crowd erupts like a middle school auditorium after mentioning 6 7

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

What would you do if you started coughing and this flew out?

[schmobby burda @rudedude444]

Best NA CS player of all time but it can’t be NAF

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@tallulanon In the club mixing up Martin Heidegger and Martin Shkreli

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@LobertRohr unc i said white boys not white men

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2hollis is kpop for white boys who hit the penjamin too much