Butter Nutter the Science Fucker

Would rather die than live in a world without hyperbole.

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So for the past 4 days I’ve been hard at work giving a would-be scammer the runaround and BOY have I got A Thread (1/19)

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@tricycles @askdepop I KNOW??????!!!! I was practically raised by the internet and seriously have never seen worse customer service lmao

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I don’t post anywhere very often these days bc I guess I finally ran out of nonsense to post on the internet but I do miss everyone so find me on This Different Website if u wish

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hiiii this is probably my very last post on here bc this place sucks shit from an ass but I want y’all to know I’m still hot, obsessed with my cat and making pretty things

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do it u beautiful nerds

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@aperfectstrange

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your last saved photo is your sexuality

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your last saved photo is your sexuality

oh.

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do it u beautiful nerds

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@ScanlanWithAnA I can admire this level of commitment tbh

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@hennybottle

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Ah Yes just what I’ve been looking for all my life, clothing that highlights my anus

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@tricycles wow love ur shorts, they rly bring out your beautiful butthole!!!

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@nanonstummy yeah no I get what you mean, distraction-type pain relief is all that ever works for my migraines lmao

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@nanonstummy wonder if it works on hormonal migraines, I’ll be sure to vibrate Purple Daddy against my temples next time

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@Laurel_Alyson NO BUT Q TAKING OVER AND TALKING SHIT LMAOOOOO

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@hennybottle

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favorite thing is when I mean to type “motherfucker” but autocorrect decides to channel Scooby Doo and makes me say “mother Rucker”

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@nelly061 @GoBoSox54 omg Laura did you go??

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hi y’all I’m still alive and well, it’s just that twitter sucks unprecedented amounts of ass now and also I’m too busy going to see my favorite band @CrowdedHouseHQ

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@humantorch love that, much “college kid road trip” vibes!! long ago I decided that every theme song for every road trip can be found in the dumb and dumber soundtrack bc it’s the best road trip soundtrack ever

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@humantorch DISTANT SUN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES and they played it, ayyyy