yorozuya jae

🕊️🚀// vkei // current foster(s): LOADING!!

[yorozuya jae @rudepuzzle]

when the besties and I got to see them in Toronto a second time, I arm wrestled Uruha and Kai.

the way Reita grinned when I came to challenge him next was priceless. I got so many laughs out of them all it was great.

I really wanted a rematch at the next world tour!

[𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨🫀 @hiaiei_]

i met him in munich 5 years ago, i was too stressed so i didn't talk much with him, i remember we couldn't hug them or take pictures but they were so lovely, he still hugged me tightly even though security was against it, i'll never forget it

[Wataru Shindo @RUCO_inc]

今月のライブはこちら
三者三様、またお会いしましょう

10月24日 EDGE Ikebukuro ウミユリ
10月27日 高田馬場Club Phase CRAZY PUNK KID
10月30日 目黒LIVE STATION HEROINE

https://t.co/piwxA2o8TO

[darwish. alsaikaly🇵🇸 @darwishals]

This morning, sunlight found its way through the fabric of our shelter and somehow looked like home. 🤍 Sometimes, even nature seems to remind us that Palestine is still here, still alive, and forever close to our hearts. 🇵🇸

[綴 @tzkwym]

ありがとうございました。

DRUGSでした。

[courtnel @courtnelc]

The newly discovered cat species being interviewed:

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Are cats aware that we can see their ears moving when they ignore us?

[DevonDevotee @OilerEnjoyer]

Canadians waking up this morning

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[Lin. 🌹 @Linnzo_]

niggas be quick to say “birds of a feather flock together” when talking about women and their hoe friends but when we bring up their friends being deadbeats, rapists, and abusers it’s “that ain’t got nothing to do with me”

Oh so now you’re your own bird huh?

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

idk how yall got kids. this cat pushes me past my limit every day

[Лаура 🦠 @ecto_fun]

im not saying this with hyperbole i really think this should be a life sentence

[cleopatra 🦕 @coolsvillesuckZ]

everyday i wake up so grateful that i’m not a fucking idiot who uses chatgpt

[pia the pimpcess 🎀 @hailpeezy]

y’all using ChatGPT to see how you would look in the 80’s and you look a fucking mess just like you do now

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

The part I hate most about AI is that I now approach art with suspicion instead of excitement and wonder

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

“Pokemon" is short for "pocket monsters"
"Digimon" is short for "digital monsters"

Therefore, "salmon" is short for "saltwater monsters"

[¿ @umlarp]

uno dos stress

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

why did Shakespeare only write with a pen? coz i think pencils must've confused him. 2B or not 2B.

[brit @booritney]

just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"