Mattstache Ferguson

Facial Hair Enthusiast * Lip-Syncer * Former Student Affairs Professional & Professor * Urban Planner * Emcee * Storyteller * Coffee Snob *

[Mattstache Ferguson @RUferg]

I’ve got a riddle for you…how many times does someone have to call @TruistNews regarding the same mortgage issues? Hint: Over 15 times in 11 months. I’ve spent no less than 24 hours on phone calls and months waiting for the “research” team. Might re-fi just to escape this pain.

[Mattstache Ferguson @RUferg]

@erikwill If trump was upset about the twitter ban, why didn’t he just do this?

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@Kia how does one actually receive customer service from Kia?

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@kia Costumer service tells me call the dealership & dealership tells me to call customer service regarding my #EV6 First Edition reservation. Anyone want to actually help me?

[Mattstache Ferguson @RUferg]

@Kia hello?

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@ScottTurow Currently having a debate in our car and want your perspective. Do you think there are more doors or wheels in the world?

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@DaveCoulier Currently having a debate in our car over whether your last name is pronounced COL-e-ur or COOL-e-yay. Care to weigh in?

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@Ian62240061Ian @__RHJR @mattkardos @ronharperjr Clearly, you’ve never had a delicious @jerseymikes sub…Amazing sandwich, tastes even better when your team is leading for the ENTIRE 40 minutes…

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@Ian62240061Ian @__RHJR @mattkardos @ronharperjr Losing is hard…it’s REALLY tough when you can’t even win in a “high school” gym…

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@garyvee Author Erik Qualman for sure! @equalman

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@garyvee Got my Dad hooked on the 2019 Kellerei Ayer Pinot Grigio that’s now out of stock. Can I get a recommendation for something similar from Wine Library? That PG was VERY good. Ordered 2 cases after the wine club.

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@AmericanAir So I should wait on hold for 60 minutes again?

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Called @AmericanAir to book a flight with credits issued due to covid & was given a laundry list of reasons I couldn’t use the money I paid them 1-2 years ago including that “we can’t do that at this time of night” and “I don’t see the same flight on my screen” #hmm #badservice

[Mattstache Ferguson @RUferg]

Looking for some birthday wisdom from @garyvee What’s your top tip for success for a small business owner?

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@BJ_Phillips3 @MSU_Football This from an “author” with only 16 followers…

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@Paraco_Gas Temperatures dropping & my propane tanks are empty. Was promised delivery at 1PM. Now, 6PM & no returned calls from messages left with dispatcher. Is this how you conduct business?

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@sarahjocarl ❤️ you. Keep being a badass that I’m proud to know is a part of my zombie apocalypse posse just in case the world ends.

[Mattstache Ferguson @RUferg]

@sarahjocarl Your strength is inspiring.

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@stanleytang can you help my struggling restaurant and frontline workers? No response for 3 days on my escalated requests from @DoorDash_Help after being told I would be contacted in one hour.

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Good morning @t_xu Day 3 of @DoorDash_Help Still no reply to my “escalated” service requests. Did receive an email suggesting I try a promotion but can’t use platform. Perhaps @andyfang can help?