evil teddy

teddy but evil

[evil teddy @ruffl1fe]

not 100% sure what I’m going to do with this acc but I will put my art here for now

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

i don’t like when my disgusting sex tweets flop it makes me look like a faggot in a straightjacket

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

that oomf that you want to be raped and emasculated by so badly you’re perfectly okay with being discarded as a puddle of molten abandoned property after the fact

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

we need to take this a step further and cross reference species per position and see if we can find a group that disproportionately partake in high-salary roles and get in with that crowd. that’s the real method

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

getting petted is better than sex btw

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

this hunter biden thing is literally watching a psyop unfold in real time holy fuck

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

all ears but not listening to my desperate cries for help what are they even for anyway

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER GG 7000 ATTEMPTS FUCK

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

this one hurt. this one realllllly hurt. #gdtwt

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

imagine an Italian mob show where everyone a bird and its called the toucanos

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

ngl i would genuinely slurp up the cloacal discharge like when u go to mcdonalds and mix all the sodas together 🤤

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

me when I touch the bug that turns my friend into a 9/11 jumper:

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

FLOCK IN TWIN

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

me when a magic spell is casted on me to only ponder mid:

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

i love my friends with birdifits

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

i lied i suck and i hate everything

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

im experiencing geometry dash on 244 fps and 0 input lag i dont think i ever want to do anything else again for the rest of my life

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

im kinda like if legoshi was a faggot

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

bro i would do unspeakable things for some beak freak

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

can u not be retarded for 3 whole seconds please

[teddy @hiiteddyyy]

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