Scruff Ruffman

Former 97th ranked youth bowler in the USA, Mexico, and Canada 🎳. 775 credit score. Ralph Lauren Ranger™️. Okstate alumni. Actually 6’6”.

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Welcome to the fucking thunder dome

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Girl I met this weekend asked me to take her bowling later tonight. Can’t wait to see her reaction when I show up with 6 bowling balls, custom flyknit bowling shoes, and shoot a 230 4 pitchers deep

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@dieselduramax69 #rapemurrayhillguy

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@bizzedmypants I got one nice watch and started acting like the timepiece trooper my fault

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@bizzedmypants Citizen 💔💔💔 (I own one watch that’s not a Casio)

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@joesmeltzer775

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I haven’t had sex in so long my balls are more inflated than the ones in the NCAA tournament

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@boogiebowers

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We’re really doing this shit again huh. The amount of “joined February/March 2025” burners that are about to flood the TL may be my last straw

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@jsronck Buddy has no leg hair, couldn’t be me

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Yall get on here and talk about how high your parents tax bracket is on Saturday, then order an Emergency Pizza from Dominos on Sunday

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Yeah my parents get taxed at 37% what you gonna do about it

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Holy shit

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@brigan_goulart Check dm

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72 degrees and sunny, green Ralph long-sleeve on (horsepower), and I just hit 500 LinkedIn connections. Let’s have a Saturday 🍀

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@SouthernBowser1 BUT I LOVE LOVE LOVE BAD BITCHES 🗣️

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@roadsoda69420 Was a hell of a plug back then too

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@roadsoda69420 not even bullshitting I had a buddy on my high school team who took 2 dabs and pounded one of these bad boys less than 10 minutes before a tournament and proceeded to shoot a 299 his first game

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@SawyerKnowsBall Joined February 2025 doesn’t even look real

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@new_balance_993 Have a day 993

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@R_Jawnson

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@SquirtChronicle What has happened to my beloved institution

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@HoldenYoMama Joined November 2024