ROUGH SHOCK

O_O

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels to take a bath before bed

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

its important to remember that your goal is to do well, not to convince other people that your doing well.

[ROUGH SHOCK @ruffshok]

My hope of eating lots of beef this salah was trampled by Hope of our nation.

[27. @dimvji]

took a lot of anger to become this calm

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

People still saw me as competition at my lowest, that’s when I knew.

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

[Roger Seheult, MD @RogerSeheult]

My wife discovered this years ago.

[ajay @1meajay]

too real 😂😭

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

There's 8 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

“wtf man I already shot that chick two times”

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

She will text you after some time to see if you are still stupid😂

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got shot by the girls boyfriend.

[akhivae @akhivae]

Rich people be like I don't have a smartphone. I have a full-time secretary (she has four smartphones).

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

Nigga what are you? God’s receptionist?

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.

[flex @lowkflex]

see the doubt in his jumps 😭

[Frankie Stockes @realStockes]

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Jason 💸 @jayyd4L]

TIME FLIES.