John Ruff

money can't buy happiness but it sure can pay the rent.

[Twins Daily @twinsdaily]

We're ready.

[Sakshi Bhadauria @Sakshiisanerd]

@ShitpostGate

[Kev @KevKev2300]

“Dad, tell us about April, 2022 Byron Buxton”

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/Kp8d3b4JZS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Area Man Under Impression He Got Dressed Up https://t.co/ijbHjQujF6

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I’m so proud of where we are as a species. Vaginal yeast brewskis are the future. God bless

[Rocco Hairdelli @beastModeRocco]

Pablo posted it on Instagram!!!

[leon @skyferrori]

I hate when indie girls do Halloween what do you mean you're caroline polachek

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Ice Cube That Man Couldn’t Pry From Tray Lives To See Another Day https://t.co/ipBX6QC0Ho

[MNTwinpinions @MNTwinpinions]

Bringing back this old thing after another clutch and CLEAN performance by Jax. Hope our king is ok

[MNTwinpinions @MNTwinpinions]

The 2023 team against the ghosts of #MNTwins playoff past

[Betsy Helfand @betsyhelfand]

Pablo López showed up today wearing the jersey of his boyhood idol, Johan Santana, who was the last pitcher to lead the Twins to a playoff victory.

[Lake Chipotle Historical Society @LCTourism]

Woulda been a great day on the Lake

[llbll @BIH_WEE]

ITS POOP NIGHT IN BASEBALL!!!!

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

LET HIM ENJOY BASEBALL

[mousey ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ @HIBlSCUS]

remember to leave out milk and cookies for george bush tonight ❤️

[Bobby Bonilla @LPOTLmemes]

Jodi Arias after the police told her they had her butthole as evidence