Ruggie Leonardo

Born free..... Taxed to death 😔 😔

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I had a date last night. It was perfect.

Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape.

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

Dem yako anajipost tu vizuri alafu msee anacomment ati "kuna morio hawezi ondokea hii"

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

Mwalimu wetu wa maths alikuwa na watu specific kama watano,sisi wengine tulikuwa wa kufuta board na kushangaa tu🤣

[joowon @n0w00j]

interviewed a candidate this morning and his stomach growled, then when i asked ‘did you not eat breakfast?' to break the ice, he said nah ‘i’m hungry to win with yall’

💀💀💀

[Kauzi🇰🇪 @Kauzi_254]

Mpoa wangu amenipata na dem mwingine kejani, akaanza kulia nika mforgive.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Ukiambiwa uongeleshe umati unprepared ndio unajuanga hukusoma ni shule ulimaliza😂

[Junkyard diver @Anto_mbuguaa]

Kila corner ni i achieved this and that…. Wale wa “atleast i didn’t die” like this tweet

[ً @cryst6ls]

why do ppl wait until the new year to cut ppl off? girl fuck u today on december 10th

[Keith Namu 🌻 @keithnamu]

After cooking today I realized Beans doesn’t really consume gas, it's you who waits for them to be soft

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

There's always that one tweet 🤣

[ka 🌟 @k2ken0]

“fuck you’re tight” i whisper as i look at my monthly budget

[Alfred M @alfredmwitike2]

Githurai nayo unaambia mpoa kajoke mkiwa bed unaskia wezi wakicheka kwa ceiling💀😂

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Had an interview today and my stomach growled. The interviewer asked, “skipped lunch?” I told her, “No, I’m just hungry for success.” Lmaoooo

[Muthoni Njakwe @muthoni_njakwe]

The Law of Attraction states that everything you’re searching for is also searching for you, but it’s looking for a certain version of you. Align with that version, and the things you desire will find their way to you effortlessly.

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and my favourite football club

[f @notalkww]

people.
don't.
meet.
eachother.
by.
accident.

[naiive @naiivememe]

why didn't you just wait a bit longer

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while? Why???