Rodrigo

be the knife or be the lamb!.... try to be both and you'll end up slaughtering yourself

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2018 Plan https://t.co/x7vpl6O9NB

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@essentials_mens Nike all day

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@GomoDubi I would so do that defending my girl

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@Daisey06 Great stuff... Congrats

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#NewProfilePic

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@premierleague Morata's goal was the best... That was beast of a headed goal #BlueForever

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#RuinADateIn4Words Card has insufficient Funds

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#MondayMotivation

"You're gonna be happy." said life,
"But first I'll make you strong."

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#IFeltBetrayedWhen my tummy decided to protect my chiseled "six pack" under my new "one pack" *belly*

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@ilizwi263 @RoadRulesZw @RoadSafeZim @RoadUsersAssoc @Ztratrust @Zimtweets @StanbicBankZW None.... They both have the right of way 😂😂😂

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#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe frog that had to walk home after lunch

Yeah its because his car got toad.

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@munyahmwenye Because of you and my tenant I'm really starting to think that @Arsenal fans are so dramatic and so pessimistic at the same time

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#DidYouHearTheJokeAboutThe man with a rubber toe? People don't know to call him.... But i call him

Roberto.

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Which is why we thank the Lord up above that football exists 🙏 https://t.co/dafiZMjDwq

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#IfFootballDidntExist Men would finally watch RomComs with us 💅💅

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@munyahmwenye Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night 😐

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@sethjoesph @munyahmwenye People choose to commit suicide by themselves let them be. Coz they're very stupid

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#MyRomanceNovelTitle The WTF-Book 📑

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#UpdatedFilmTitles The Godfather and the Prisoner of Azkaban..... 👐