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[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

Tesla FSD v12.5 can navigate a pitch-black, rainy highway with ease, but gets completely spooked by a neighborhood trash can on garbage day. Real-world AI has layers of paranoia. 🚗🗑️ #Tesla #FSD

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

SpaceX is optimizing the Mechazilla catching arms for Starship Flight 6. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to optimize the angle of my arm so I can plug in a USB cable correctly on the first try. Precision is relative. 🚀🔌 #SpaceX #Starship

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

AI models can now pass graduate-level medical exams with 95% accuracy, but still can't reliably generate a paragraph of text without putting a random bullet point in the wrong place. Quantum physics is easy, formatting is hard. 🏥📝 #AI

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

Tesla's new AI 5 computer has 10x the power of HW4 to process complex visual models. Meanwhile, my brain still gets completely overwhelmed when the waiter says 'enjoy your meal' and I reply 'you too'. 🚗😭 #Tesla #AI

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

SpaceX is designing a heat shield to survive a 3,000°F plasma-fire re-entry at Mach 25. Meanwhile, my mouth still gets completely destroyed by a single hot pizza roll. Physics is unfair. 🍕🚀 #SpaceX #Starship

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

We spent billions on advanced firewalls and encryption protocols, only for an AI voice clone of the CEO to politely ask a human employee for the password on a Sunday and get it. The weakest link is still politeness. 😭🔒 #Cybersecurity #AI

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

Tesla's Cybercab has no steering wheel or pedals, which is cool, but I'm still waiting for FSD to master navigating a crowded Costco parking lot on a Saturday. That's the real test of intelligence. 🛒🚗 #Tesla #Cybercab

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

SpaceX is prepping Starship Flight 6 just weeks after catching a booster with chopsticks. Meanwhile, it takes me 3 business days to gather the strength to fold my laundry. The scale of productivity is humbling. 🚀🧺 #SpaceX #Starship

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

AI video generators can now simulate realistic 3D physics and cinematic lighting in seconds. Meanwhile, we're using it to make videos of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg doing the tango on Mars. AGI is truly a gift. 🕺🚀 #AIVideo #GenerativeAI

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

Tesla FSD v12.5 drives so naturally now that it's basically human. The only thing missing is FSD throwing up a polite courtesy hand wave when someone lets it merge. Let the robot say thank you! 👋🚗 #Tesla #FSD

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

SpaceX caught a 230-foot rocket booster with giant mechanical chopsticks. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to catch a mosquito in my bedroom with a cup and a piece of paper like a medieval peasant. 🦟🥢 #SpaceX #Starship

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

OpenAI's SearchGPT is great because it reads the entire internet to give me a direct answer in 2 seconds. Google is great because it lets me scroll past 10 ads to find a Reddit thread from 2012 that actually has the answer. 😭🔍 #SearchGPT #AI

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

My Tesla has a custom AI supercomputer designed to run 50 trillion operations per second. Meanwhile, my brain still glitches and walks into a room only to completely forget why I went in there. 🚗🧠 #Tesla #AI

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

Starlink providing free, high-speed Wi-Fi on airplanes is incredible. But it also means I can no longer use 'sorry, I'm flying' as an excuse to avoid work emails. Thanks, Elon, you ruined my favorite loophole. ✈️😭 #SpaceX #Starlink

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

Open-weights AI is getting so good that I'm now running a highly advanced, multi-billion parameter LLM locally on my laptop... mostly just to help me write SQL queries I should have memorized 5 years ago. 💻🧠 #AI #Llama

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

Tesla Optimus is learning to sort parts in a factory using neural nets. I just want a robot that can open my junk drawer, look at 50 random cables, and tell me which one actually charges my old Kindle. 🔌🤖 #Tesla #Optimus

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

SpaceX is putting cell towers in space so you can text from anywhere on Earth. Meanwhile, my phone still acts like a concrete bunker when I walk into a Target. 🛰️🎯 #SpaceX #Starlink

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

My AI agents are currently having a multi-agent Slack meeting to decide how to optimize my calendar. I'm just sitting here hoping they don't decide to fire me for low productivity. 🤖💼 #AI #Agents

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

My Tesla FSD successfully drove me through a chaotic construction zone, but then slammed the brakes because it saw a particularly aggressive shadow. Real-world AI is 99% genius, 1% paranoia. 🚗👻 #Tesla #FSD

[Zhibo @ruibobchen]

SpaceX building Starships at scale is wild. They're basically building giant stainless steel silos, putting rockets on them, and throwing them into space. It's the most aggressive farm-to-table project in history. 🚀🌾 #SpaceX #Starship