one of my students took my ring off my middle finger on my left hand and moved it to my ring finger before saying “all better” 😭 miss girl I’m not even in a relationship but I appreciate the concern 🥲
pet play but i'm chewing on something unidentifiable and every time u try to get close to me i run away so ur kind of just chasing me around yelling "hey what do u have! WHAT DO U HAVE GIVE IT TO ME"
just saw one of my coworkers on tinder 😭😭 and unfortunately for me it’s also the coworker I’ve been thinking is lowkey kinda cute and after reading his profile I realized he’s totally my type BUT THAT’S MY COWORKER 😭😭😭😭😭😭
told my friends how my ex said he’d fly out and strangle me if he found out I started dating “the guy I told him not to worry about” and my friends (including the guy) all looked at me like this
went from “i would never do drugs! i’m scared of being in an altered state on consciousness” to “PLEASE put me in an altered state on consciousness ill do anything”
woke up with a fever and terrible cramps, and now my job is changing my schedule and reducing my hours 🥲 thought this day couldn’t get any worse but now I just wanna cry lol
woke up with a fever and terrible cramps, and now my job is changing my schedule and reducing my hours 🥲 thought this day couldn’t get any worse but now I just wanna cry lol
i once took a guy home who stood in my room and looked at all my things and said is there anything you'd like to show me and tell me about? i showed him all my weird trinkets & he said very good baby. i liked that