Mkamburi

PROMOTER OF PEACE | LOVER OF NATURE | GENERAL PRACTITIONER⚕️ UPCOMING SURGEON👩🏽‍⚕️

[Mkamburi @rukyz307]

@Yousuf_0010 @Mnyika_1 Money can never buy class!

[Ibrahim Suleiman @edomaloybwg]

A healthy child is something we easily take for granted.

BUT MY GOODNESS, WHAT A BLESSING IT IS!

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Kiambu County has shown KRA dust.

KRA audited the county.

And found the county was collecting serious money from:

- Parking fees
- Business licenses
- Market fees
- Renting stalls
- Renting stadia
- And other county fees

Then KRA asked:

- Where is our VAT?

- If you charge 10,000 for stalls
- You should have added 16% VAT

So Kiamburians should have paid: 11,600

And the extra 1,600 goes to KRA.

But Kiambu did not charge VAT. So KRA became dramatic and said:

- No problem. You'll give us that VAT from your own county coffers.

It is at that moment that, Gov Wamatangi knew hii si mchezo.

He ran to court.

He argued:

- The county is not a business entity.
- It is a government unit performing public functions
- It does not operate for profit
- The county fees charged are already a form of tax
- Charging VAT on them is double taxation
- It is illegal

The court agreed.

And KRA’s VAT demand was set aside.

This is a big precedent.

It means:

- County services should not be inflated by VAT.

- Public services are not businesses to charge 16% VAT.

[Tanekalouit-Touraouet ⵜⵏⴽⵍⵡⴷⵜ ⵜⵡⵔⵡⵜ @AishaDaughter]

Moroccan firing their black employees, destroying black businesses, evicting black tenants, attacking and insulting black people on tha street over something as trivial as a effing football.

Mind you, 3 black Africans have lost their lives over a effing football.

[Dr. King'ori (Felixe JaSiaya) @Dr_Kingori]

The psychology of poverty in under 2 minutes ~ Odoyo Owidi

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mtoto wa Sonko or not, GBV is evil. No debate.

But this so-called “husband” is a parasite.

Sonko says he pays the school fees, the rent and even provides food for his daughter’s family.

So what exactly is this man’s role as a husband?

If your father-in-law is carrying 100% of your responsibilities, you’re not a man in that house.

You’re luggage.

And instead of building himself, he chooses violence?

Turning someone’s daughter into a punching bag is not masculinity. It’s weakness wearing a brave face.

A man who contributes nothing but chaos is not a provider.

He’s a parasite!

[Mkamburi @rukyz307]

@Rashousmane 😂😂😂😂😂

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

TYPES OF CEILINGS

This THREAD focuses on different types/designs of ceilings that you can use while building your dream house.

1. Tray Ceiling

[MR KIMM™🇰🇪 @MrKimmKE]

When Samia suluhu of Tanzania saw the war with Kenyans on X has escalated and they are losing 😂😂

Suluhu responded by banning X in Tanzania

Thats when the Kenyans on TikTok took over with an avalanche of videos watch👇😂😂😂

Kenyans are a menace 😂😂

Thread👇

[Magarigari @M0T0gari]

@__mutuku For what issues?
Germans get so much hate in these streets. For any car rn, Just get a toolset, an owners manual, an obd2 reader and an ebay account. Some of the parts and repair jobs you pay an arm and a leg for can literally be sorted in your parking lot. Anyway ni hayo tu

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Biwott died very badly buana. He was found dead frozen hiding under the bed in the morning when they came to check on him. The once all powerful minister who could unquestionably behead other ministers,had estates all over Australia,London,Thousands of acres of land died like a sewer rat. I hear in his last day he said he was seeing things,which could be the reason he was found under the bed and complaining about nobody coming to visit him.

The man gained the whole world by blood and brutality but lost his soul. After dying his daughters have refused to inherit anything from him. By fear of being haunted by what haunted their father. They married and went on with their lives,the want nothing to do with what the father had. The wife has been left no option but to start selling all these things,estates,Lands,Investments. They know its all bad luck.

[Ikechukwuuu🥀 @gottabelockedin]

A man commented on a woman's ig post "you're not even rapeable, you're safe". She saw he was a pilot at American Airlines and wrote an email to the company along with the comment. He got fired immediately and is facing prosecution. Very good

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

#STATEMENT

The Jurisprudence of Punishment, whether enforced by the State, Parents or Institutions- Is never out of Hate

It's Meant as a Deterrent and Rehabilitation

However, Punishment should be a consequence of an iniquity, a crime... In tandem with the deed

But when a Girl, whose only crime is tweeting the Truth, is inundated with threats of re-arrests and Death by a supposed Independent Institution working at the behest of a certain cabal of Filthy, Inept, Murderous Politicians,

So much so, she has to flee her abode and go incognito, then what we flaunt as a country is nothing but geographical demarcations ruled by a Mafia.

They were to come for me the same time they went for the missing Kitengela brothers and their bud

Attached is the tip I got that day

Marry the fiasco with the fact that I couldn't access my Ulcers medication the three days I was in the cells, losing the child and the Trauma of the violent arrest...Recipe for an acute indisposition

Next thing, niko ward some far flung, dingy hospital in a remote place. Away from the Masked, Subaru hooligans

I'm now better, discharged and BACK! Thank God!

Nimerudi coz what's meant to happen will happen. Ata nifanye nini. My life is in God's hands now.

Here's the crux of this Statement,

Scrutinizing and surmising the personal lives of politicians is one of THE most important responsibilities of a voter/citizen

If you seek public office, you are soliciting for our collective Trust in your abilities, capabilities and CHARACTER

If as a President you proudly wear a wedding ring dotted with 76 Baby Mama carats, I'll tweet about it

B'coz it's an indictment to your scruples. It shows you are incapable of making a commitment and honouring it hence the tumetenga, tutafanya, paukwa pakawa, sahani ya mchele, ya uwongo ni Ruto, wizi je?

If you make your pregnant concubine a CS,  we'll tweet.

When your kids are jobless Nganya millionaires,

If you are devoid of Integrity, we'll Tweet

If you are a blood feeding, old betrayer like the AU candidate, we'll titter on Twitter

If you are a shameless Kleptomaniac, we'll combat you here with the commensurate verve

B'coz we are your employers, you earn from our taxes

Negligible voters know enough about “issues” to have cogent opinions about them, so any clue to character, morality, biases, loyalties, fortitude Must be laid out bare for debate and action

These peoples' personal lives can tell more about their character than their public life which is often scripted and choreographed to stupefy masses

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The Truth is both a sword and a shield. I enjoy wielding it like the sword of Damocles and smashing it on their heads

Damn their feelings!

The @DCI_Kenya shouldn't care either about the emotions of a clique who have and continue to ruin the lives of millions either by their actions and, or inactions

They should begin to live to their mandate and expectations of majority Kenyans and cease the boogeyman stunts

How about you channel our resources into solving the spate of Femicide, find who killed Sergeant Kenei. Or how a serial killer escaped Gigiri!

We can't wait for 2027 to register our displeasure when youth are abducted, murdered, yet the Investigative agency is busy fighting bloggers

I'm accused of being PERSONAL. Especially in the last three months when the animated discourses on the state of our Nation resulted into the Gen Z movement

Personal...I shall remain. It's My civic duty

Not to mention unbridled, unfettered and unapologetic in speaking out. It's My sacrosanct Right

So those grown men at Kiambu Rd should stop holding meetings on how to curtail my inalienable rights to freedom, expression, political persuasion and LIFE

Reclaim your Glory @DCI_Kenya

Quit being petty thugs/ Puppets

"Justice be our Shield and Defender,

May we dwell in Unity, peace and LIBERTY!"

THANK YOU KENYANS For standing with me in My Absence 🙏🫶❤️

[ThatBlessedGirl @BlessedGirl001]

The essence of this gist is not to gain praises from anyone. What I'm trying to say is:

1. When a human being "Truly Loves" you, his biggest fear is to hurt you.
2. Loyalty is an expensive character all lovers must have and must never joke with.
3. Transparency is a virtue.

[Mkamburi @rukyz307]

@ProTech_Kenya How come QLED is cheaper than ULED?

[Thee Comfort O.🌸 @comfortomovre]

I’ve been a relationship counsellor for three years now, and here are 15 wholesome traits I’ve noticed amongst successful couples. It gets better as you slide.

[MothoWamodimo ❤️ @princessLopie]

No lies detected 😭