Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of

famed assassin of Anthony Scaramucci and parody attorney at law

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

recreating this but I’ve just shit my pants and everyone’s reacting to my smell and the stains on my butt

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

bros got main character syndrome

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

bury me with this mashup video

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

here comes the airplane but its my fingers going into my gfs pussy #venezuela

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

my 800lb life but it’s just my hog is so fat and massive I can’t get out of bed or leave the house

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

Modern Family on Nick at Nite we have about 20 years until the end of the world

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

@JomboyMedia can dish out the slurs but can’t take a heckle #karma

[Guardians Plz make good offseason moves @Baseballpro2112]

@MLBTV tell me how the fuck to watch the fucking game dumb fucks

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

Ratatouille but it’s my cock in her ass to make her cook real good

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

2025 is the year I finally get off the couch and start masturbating in public

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

2025 my goal is to have at least 23.5 hours of screen time every day

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

you can take a cop’s gun and legally they can’t ask for it back

[lee @firewIkwme]

woke up thinking about david lynch gasolina fancam

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

*12 year old cousin pitching a fit that we’re not watching the movie with subtitles on*

the children yearn for the books

[Loquacious Cowboys; the law offices of @rule34steakhous]

repeatedly screaming “parlay” at the top of my lungs as the bouncers drag me out of the club

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

We gotta flip this, Scott Aukerman needs to lead the storming of the capitol

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

This should be allowed