Caroline

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@a1loette @ilporticolondon Except it wasn't. Those are fallow deer, which aren't native to this country. Roe don't form massive herds like that, and predators of the time would have kept red herd numbers down.

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@Matt_W1985 @foxgloves2015 @ilporticolondon Belgium and Italy aren't islands.

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@absoluteradio @benburrell fun/boring fact: slow worms aren't technically snakes, they're legless lizards. If you check out their heads, they're more lizard shaped than snake shaped

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@BierCompany And still no response to my enquiry, but still receiving your unsolicited spam. Do you really think I will be buying from you again?

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@BierCompany Any chance of you responding to my order enquiry? It's been over a month since I ordered and between you and that shower of shite @YodelOnline my order got sent back to you, and not a word since... except for your constant email spam that I didn't sign up for.

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@BierCompany @YodelOnline @caroline I did. On the 23rd of April. Aside from a holding email giving me irrelevant information about beer glasses and black cards, I've heard nothing since. This was meant to be a 40th birthday present for my brother at the start of April.

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@absoluteradio Yep, it's a bee fly. Totally harmless to humans.

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@richardosman Sitting here chuckling at how many people missed the joke entirely 🤣

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@PayneNigel And rightly so 😁 Just be glad I didn't put it on LinkedIn 😂

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@PayneNigel Be a man of the planet, buy from Pret 😉😁

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@JamesBlunt @Spotify @joerogan

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@HSBC_UK Another angry customer here. Been locked out of all online banking, and because I've had too many 'failed attempts' at security questions, I can't do anything. Just stuck in an endless cycle of 'go to our website' followed by 'do this in the app'. I can't reset ANYTHING!

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@PayneNigel Best keep them in that box though, just in case! 🤣

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@JMBagniewska @Mammal_Society @Tracker_Bob Agreed!

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@witchernetflix So who else is up for a full-length version of Burn Butcher Burn? 2 and a bit minutes isn't long enough!! Go on @JoeComposer @joeybateyuk you know you want to 😁

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@ScoutLouise3 @HSBC_UK Same here. After fruitlessly clicking on links which don't work on their ridiculous app, desktop site says I have to WRITE TO THEM to get the info I need. I do online banking FFS so I don't have to write to anyone! Well played, @HSBC_UK for losing a 20 year-long customer.

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Bush, the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas Day, therefore decs can stay up until the 6th of Jan (Twelfth Night)! Technically, you should still be playing Christmas music too 😁

[Caroline @ruledbydog]

@VBP2011 @AldiUK @davidhdeereng What, without coveting your kitchen with ginger hair? Barely seems worth it... 😁