× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥

𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗠𝗘;

—I am the last remaining ray of our nation's brilliant sun.

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

⠀
“My Kingdom shall not fall;
not for as long as I can lift soldiers from its ashes. One day, you too will surrender.”
⠀

[ᅠ 𝑲𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐧 ． @ITINERANT_HARE]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠH-Hold on, babes, his dick ain't gonna go anywhere, ya don't have to be so NEEDY for it . . .

ᅠᅠA-Ahah . . . F-Fine, he'll be dry-humping the FUCK out of y'all . 💦

ᅠᅠ

[ᅠ 𝑲𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐧 ． @ITINERANT_HARE]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠHypersexual, hyper-hung, hyperspermic hare on the TL .

ᅠᅠAll Hs ! Heh . Alright, who wants a go with the rabbit ? Could go for a couple of rounds now . . .

ᅠᅠ

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

how anyone could satisfy me after having you.”

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

He raised an eyebrow at those words, a little confused. Had he, somehow, misunderstood the situation at hand?

“Why, were you not serious before? Of course, I was taking your offer completely seriously. I see no reason for both of us not to become lovers... I fail to see >

[ᅠ 𝑲𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐧 ． @ITINERANT_HARE]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠFor the first moment in forever, the world around the hare seems to simply stop . The rabbit's face blushes a crimson tone, before his ears go flat behind his head .

ᅠᅠ“ H—Hahah, yeah, I mean if ya wanna make me yer actual lover alrwady I really wouldn't mind— ”

ᅠ

[ᅠ 𝑲𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐧 ． @ITINERANT_HARE]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠHah . . . ! You feel so good inside . . .

ᅠᅠHe's gonna have to dump a couple of loads inside . . . hope you don't mind that ! It's just a quickie for him ! 💦

ᅠᅠ

[ᅠ 𝑲𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐧 ． @ITINERANT_HARE]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠYou really want him to go slower ?

ᅠᅠSorry, he's used to TURBO-FUCKING his partners . You're just gonna have to take it . 💦

ᅠᅠ

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

“If 'charming' is the way you want to call it...”

He rolled his eyes, not without taking a couple of steps towards Kwain to grab him by the chin and kiss him.

“If you're promising that, then I'm expecting a lot from you. We have a lot of family to make together. ~”

[ᅠ 𝑲𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐧 ． @ITINERANT_HARE]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ" Is it the musk from my massive dick ? Or is it my CHARMING personality ? In any case, you can be sure I'm gonna stay 'round for the rest of yer days, babes . "

ᅠᅠNodding, nodding nodding nodding . His own foot is tapping rapidly against the floor .

ᅠᅠ

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

“I still don't know who decided we were dating, you seem to decide a lot of things on your own... Nnff.

Not that I'm complaining. I guess I do need lots of future heirs, and to repopulate a little bit.
You put my brain in a fog, my dear.”

[ᅠ 𝑲𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐧 ． @ITINERANT_HARE]

ᅠᅠ

ᅠᅠ" That's why we're dating, chicken butt ! My charming personality, my useful magicks, my overly sized buncock . . . I could go on ! "

ᅠᅠ

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

@ITINERANT_HARE ⠀(√∆) It's your fault, I'm making you responsible.

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

⠀(√∆) I'm so cock-drunk.

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

For an emperor, he sure is getting treated like a whore by everyone that passes by. 💧

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

@THUNDERMKXR ⠀(√∆) Sleep well and take your time. Dumbass bird wife will be here. :>

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

@ITINERANT_HARE You're lucky that you're hot, hare. Admittedly, you have a good dick.

... A really good one. Ahem.

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

I...”

The emperor tightened his grip on Volibear's back as well, letting his claws do the work. At this point, it wasn't even something he did to hurt the other but to deal with the intense emotions welling up inside him.

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

“Mmmfah, you're the worst—”

The bird tilted his head down to look at Volibear's dick once more, especially now that was so close to his crotch. As much as he tried to shift the weight of his waist from side to side to stop him from making contact with his cloaca, eventually >

[𝚅𝚄𝙻𝙶𝙰𝚁 𝚃𝙾𝙿𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙴𝚁 @THUNDERMKXR]

ㅤ
- vulgarly pressing his digits around it before lowering the other one, just low enough so his soft dick could be pressing against either a dick, a cloaca or pussy, whatever Azir had, not like he cared.

ㅤ

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

the bear won that battle as well. It was soft and warm, like a kiss that rewarded Volibear for violating him so shamelessly. Azir's thighs and waist were equally as soft, making it easy for that beast's digits to sink into his flesh as if it were some sort of pillow.

“Fffuck, >

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

@ITINERANT_HARE . . .

F—FAMILY?! How many children do you want to have?!

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

just a moment, as if he were going to fall backward.

“Please, I—
I'm really going to break.”

It was the first time he pleaded so directly and earnestly. He had no power in that negotiation, so all he could do is try to make it less painful.

“At least, be... be gentle with me?”

[× 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥, 𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗥 @rulerinsand]

“That's not it at all, I'm /not/ aroused—!”

He tried kicking at the air when he was lifted off the ground, but it was to no avail. Instead, his own body pushed him to wrap his arms around Volibear's neck so as to not lose his balance; that sudden movement made him feel, for >

[𝚅𝚄𝙻𝙶𝙰𝚁 𝚃𝙾𝙿𝙻𝙰��𝙴𝚁 @THUNDERMKXR]

ㅤ
- came out of him before picking the other one up by the waist.

"We have wasted too much time in useless banter."
ㅤ