The Rules Of Tech Support

A tech support drone fighting the good fight...and mostly losing.

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A new podcast appears!
Enjoy the first episode of The Tales of Tech Support: "Passwords" #techsupport #IT https://t.co/P2fkpaEEeV

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@SwiftOnSecurity Guessing they were used at an arcade or some other entertainment venue. 😁

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@christitustech Needs more Borland Turbo C/Assembler/Pascal

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@SchecterWolfe I get too much material to not let it go to waste!

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Not-Texan in work chat: "We had to close early because our air conditioning is out."
Our A/C went out a few weeks ago and life just kept going on in South Texas so I'm here like:
#weather #Texas

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The evolution of trash can.

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@engadget I never stopped using 2.91 myself!

[Vix @VixWizzer]

Windows 12 leak

[Ars Technica @arstechnica]

Four major AI models suffer rare overlapping downtime https://t.co/PWdIPJjG9h

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

My kinda meme…

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User: "I'm sure you remember me from yesterday."
Actually, I don't. Forgetting things is how the brain protects itself.

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TFW you're sitting at the help desk underneath the words 'HELP DESK' etched onto the window above you and someone asks "Are you the technology guy?" 😐
#techsupport #IT #computers

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Ain't it wonderful when nearly all business in an industry use the same vendor and when that vendor has issues they're all equally screwed? Looking at you, @ExamSoft!
#IT #techsupport

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*DING* New ticket
This is a short week for me, so this should be good...
"My computer stopped working."
And that's the ticket.
Did it blue screen? Turn off? Shock you though the keyboard? Catch on fire?
Little details like that would help!
#techsupport #IT

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I'm old enough to remember life before the Windows key existed:

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I have a 2-port PS/2 connector KVM switch in my computer cable box that I just might maybe possibly could need SOMEDAY...

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

Who is with me?

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If I ever saw this message I would be hiking my PC up to Mount Doom.

[PC Master Race - PCMR @OfficialPCMR]

I own you. Who tf do you think you are?

[PC Master Race - PCMR @OfficialPCMR]

I own you. Who tf do you think you are?

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@techbharat I dug Windows Phone way back when with the funky Metro interface. The phone interface was my favorite, back when we actually talked to people.