Natan Ruman

The thoughts of a regular dude who works in marketing.

[Natan Ruman @rumannatan]

I drink my morning coffee with two shots of imposter syndrome

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How do I have 130 cal left to get 50grams of protein. I hate spring

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For $2.29 million, you can get the gold+ad card!

[The Associated Press @AP]

President Trump wants to offer wealthy immigrants “gold cards,” offering to sell them the possibility of citizenship for $5 million. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick suggested the program would begin in two weeks and replace the existing EB-5 immigrant investor program.

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Another four years and we might get an entertaining Bud Light ad again

[Adam Silverman (Hiring!) 🖇️ @adamsilverman]

Here is everything that happened in AI Agents this week 🧵 

(save for later)

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If I see one more LinkedIn post dissecting how Stanley turned their brand around after 100 years to appeal to… you know the rest

Going to lose it.

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2FA gives me nightmares

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Illustrator > Indesign

If anyone disagrees it’s cope

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Would absolutely love if Meta’s tutorials werent 2-3 years out of date. Would be amazing

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@girlsnghosts People were born back then?

[Yakta Outdoor @YaktaOutdoor]

Got your mower waiting for you right here! @Landon_2012

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2016 was 24 years ago 😔

[X @X]

sorry to be the bearer of bad news

but 2007 was 17 years ago

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$3500 for a worse Zoom experiance

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Do I keep buying books that catch my eye before I finish my current one?

Yes.

Does it bother me and cause growing anxiety about how many books I’m reading at once?

Also Yes.

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The turnaround time for a documentary on those Discord leaks is WILD

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@itsPolygonz Queue maniacal laughter

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I spent 20 minutes driving today and saw three car accidents happen live

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#1 issue with office work: it’s been an hour and I JUST finished going through emails from the evening

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Save your mental health. Remember there has never once been an intelligent conversation about the Middle East on social media.

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Forgot my shoes at home. What do I do?

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Sorry for not liking your tweet. I hit my daily tweet limit.