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my tweets are best read with a flat affect.

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This morning I wondered, Have they met?

Indeed, they have.

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@vulturetrades $DELL

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On a rainy Sunday, nothing better than the spicy chicken at Peter Fitzgerald’s, aka @PFChangs

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@NoLayingUp @ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets @TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU @rhoback We have a coworker “Peptide Steve” who provides education and can hook up @ryanwhitney6

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Tonight’s playoff starts at 7 pm. [AI struggles to identify certain golfers.] [The black Callaway hat with black shirt is supposed to be Xander.]

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WE’RE ON THE 8:27!

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@AmericanAir a wonderful opportunity awaits you. You can put my golf bag on the 8:27 pm BDL-DCA flight so I can play golf tomorrow after all. Time is limited.

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@TronCarterNLU

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@KVanValkenburg Good journalists 🤝 Good therapists
Ask questions and get out of the way

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@NoLayingUp Just wait until 2031 or so when Captain Rose crushes Captain Streelman

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@shanebacon This guy’s look says, “Last week was good while it lasted.”

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MBS respects the Masters so much he waited until after the tournament to leak that @livgolf_league is done.

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65° and sunny.

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A tradition unlike any other: buying a box of cereal for Masters weekend. Didn’t purchase this yesterday. Got it this morning after guilt set in. This is “Cinnamon Cheerios Protein” with cashews. Consuming like a strange child might.

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A reminder to enjoy the day. After all, we did nothing to wake up today. It just happened.

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We experience god’s blessings most when someone sits down next to us at the airport food court and loudly talks to a friend on speakerphone. That is when we are closest to the spirit. Rejoice, and let the warmth move you to the gate.

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Most minders: Whether you take it seriously or not, you need to seek treatment. Your life is on the line. Public safety is as well.

@excelsm: here are the obligations you have in the coming weeks, Tiger.

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@JoelMBeall Ideal outcome is a court-mandated substance use evaluation with an old-timer who doesn’t mind who Tiger is and instead favors truth-telling

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@Top100Rick Highly recommend @7milegolf

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@GolfCourseGurus Great place

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Wife wasn’t awake when @WholeFoods sent substitution notifications. We asked for mint, and they sent butter lettuce. Respect.