ur dad

just a small town rat with exceptional taste

[ur dad @rumchatamami]

I absolutely cannot date in this political climate

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Hear me out. A Carnival cruise through the Strait of Hormuz.

[DavidSaysStuff_ @davidsaysstuff_]

Can you survive without my tax dollars?

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[MR M ONEY @heisHIM3694]

Jude Bellingham in a recent interview about what lead to the fight between him and Valentin Barco after the England loss to Argentina in the World Cup semi finals

“After the match he walked straight to me and called me a black monkey while laughing,” Bellingham said “I’ve taken a lot of insults from the Argentines that day. The usual stuff, the taunts, the pushing, the gamesmanship. You expect that in a World Cup semi-final. But that is where I draw the line.”

Bellingham added….

“Racism from the Argentines are not talked about enough,” he continued. “It gets brushed under the carpet or laughed off as ‘passion.’ It’s not passion. It’s racism. And they have to be suspended.

[ur dad @rumchatamami]

I'm gonna need Nancy Grace's birth chart

[rae @raewolff_]

imagine how much the economy would be stimulated if rent went back to $500/month

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[morgan ✰ @hotdoggalore]

Happy hour that ends at 5 is anti-worker

[ur dad @rumchatamami]

Why is it never Mitch McConnell

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Tell me a vegetable you don’t like, I’ll go first: Mitch McConnell

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[monkey d lesbian @hualianphd]

everybody get colombian as fuck NOWWWW

[j 💌 @sheflowerfeast]

FUCK YOU @onedirection

[mari 🪩 HARRY TODAY @satelliterrie]

walked away from my tv came back and suddenly the score was 2-0…

[$ @rayyegotti]

me when African teams lose

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention