On a Budget Chef

Aspiring Chef And Content Creator||Fiction Writer||BMT||Unclassed Superior Feminist(just poor)

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Isiego.. @Isiego_]

You people were being defensive, saying that “The Herd” movie was putting a particular region and religion in a bad light. Now that we’ve heard those bandits’ demands, which region and religion is sharia law associated with again??.

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

But wait, with everything going on in the country, shouldn’t NYSC camp be placed on hold?

[chiseled_god @rocksinogen]

You kidnapped 4 year old children to demand for sharia law????

Wow!!
Religion of peace true true

[Aramskoko @ASkincareperson]

Even me that is a Muslim
I don’t want sharia .

[Ifekam @bethabetter]

Going through that tweet where that man said his wife made sure they paid rent, bought food and fix important things before their wedding and seeing lot of men saying things like :this is the kind of woman every man needs, how what she did is the bare minimum which I agree.

My question now is, if men as the head need woman to make sure they make important decisions such as paying rents, what then do you all; heads of the family use your heads for? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

in the eastern part of Nigeria I grew up watching kids with Down syndrome getting called “mbe”. They get laughed at, isolated, mocked by their school peers.

Their parents are constantly overwhelmed. The child and parents have to suffer emotionally, financially, mentally. But you, especially you in Nigeria is telling me terminating a pregnancy when the fetus has been detected to have DS is evil, Mtchew.

You lot irritate me pls

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

I have no interest in being around people who assign malicious intent to every mistake. If grace is reserved for no one, not even the people in your life, I can only imagine how harshly you judge strangers

[On a Budget Chef @rumescrib]

For one week now

[The Grid Post @TheGridPost]

SYSTEM DISTURBANCE.

[Maya Johnson @DevonLewis67]

Cancer has changed my life in ways I never imagined.
I’m still fighting every day and need your support to keep going. ❤️🙏

[Bibs Omo Obadeyi @BibilolaO]

We need to first uphold the fact that Nigeria is a secular state…

Not Christian
Not Islamic

Take your bloody religious intolerance elsewhere.

Because are we all mad!!!

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[vuyi @justvuyi_]

I really don’t know how to deal with the lonely that comes with having a man in your life. My goodness. Men really know how to make you feel lonely.

[ÀTÍKÈ MAG @ATIKEMAG]

Meet Zarah (@buttacup_x), the viral Nigerian makeup creator behind the boldest looks online. Flamboyant eyeshadow, sharp eyeliner, piercing contacts, bold patterns and a glossy lip are the hallmarks of their work.

Tap to read our interview with them: https://t.co/cdcb55n0iD

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

you can’t leave twitter for one hour

kileleyiiiiiii

[Inioluwa (Carla Jung) @_marvie___]

No one cares about all that, religious laws have no place in secular states.

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

what’s even more hilarious is that they actually clown the fuck out of you for sleeping with them for nothing. That’s why you just gotta close your ears when they talk

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

The kind of damage and identity erasure Abrahamic religions did to black people will be hard to undo
Wdym “I’m a Muslim before I’m a Yoruba”?
You’re playing with fire and that’s all I have to say.

[igor @ciganoigoor]

melhor tweet da história

[ovie, the stunner @ogheneovie_o]

i’m glad both of them got engaged because only them can marry themselves.