Penis “Thermos” Parker

I state nothing but facts

[Penis “Thermos” Parker @rumm_hamm]

I’d like to see the architectural plans for the Caligula’s Casino, please.

[MONALEO 🎀 @themonaleo]

love complimenting women when they out with they man like yea dumb ass nigga u need to KNOW your girl is BEAUTIFUL never ever play with her or u gone die have a good day

[@kp_official1 on IG @kp_official_1]

Putting things into perspective like this should be enough to make people revolt

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

I think a lot of men need to realize they don’t have nearly the amount of gold required for the women who fuck w them to be actual gold diggers. You don’t pay any of her bills, you don’t fund her life, you don’t send her money for nails or hair or anything that could be taken as funding her.

You buy her food when you’re together. You buy her gifts on holidays. That’s kind of just a normal dynamic of any basic friendship.

If she goes to work every day and funds her own existence, you just throw her some dinners or buy her a coffee here and there, you’re doing the actual bare minimum that women do for their female friends on a regular basis. You have no gold to dig.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

this really a classic, like, one for the history books https://t.co/BKXJyzHeaQ

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point

[good food. good energy. @plantbasedvibes]

i'm at the point where.... idc how it happens, when it happens, whatever makes it click....as long as folks are waking up ...i'm here for it. i'm loving this. just don't stop here. keep reading, keep getting mad, keep learning... keep going!

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

An executive of a 9 billion dollar company won’t consume his own company’s products because of how poor quality they are, yet he has no problem selling those low quality products to people who can’t afford other options so that he makes a profit. Someone call Luigi.

[Poppa Cinco @cincoj05]

Remember you not gone see the judge till Monday

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

Every problem named here is caused by a billionaire.

[mar ☆ @chrrypm]

AND I WAAAAAAAANT SOMEONEEEE TO LOVE ME DIFFEEEEEREEENT

[Tristan @AyoTristan]

Gen Z entering their business casual era, we really heading back to 2008.

[𝒦 @dollarchived]

Cause yall be having sex with them still

[Loky @lokymann]

please know when to go home

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

at some point you have to want more for yourself

[peruvian puff pepper @puffpepperss]

Crazy how her family supports Trump even though his administration is trying to remove the ability to anonymously report sexual harassment because too many military leaders are “walking on eggshells”

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

“If you can get pregnant, you’re not a chi…”

[TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod]

Tipping is so popular in America because the government knows y’all are stupid enough to blame the worker instead of the company that refuses to pay them.