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[mel @rummellll]

i was talking this to this guy about my cat and he goes, "oh yeah Kabo seems really nice"...kabo. KABO!!!! KABO?!?! instant block

[madeline ☻ @madsandcheez]

and for the lady…. perhaps a gun?

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

Perhaps the greatest casualty in the streaming era is, the loss of Halloween episodes.

[hope @deardochas]

i'm too young and beautiful to be on linkedin

[死 @humanxmaybe]

they gave me a cat scan but all they found was that dog in me

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

bro we’re a match made in hell

[seiya @systole_]

thinking of making a purchase but i have to suffer more first so that i can justify treating myself

[m @skitzocat]

went to my circus only to find im the only monkey

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Being unemployed is so stressful bro

[Rei @rlevi]

yeah

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s important to call your friends on the phone so you can clean your house

[jynx @jynxbby]

i’m always a little mean to men because if you treat them like humans they think you wanna sleep with them