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Justin Bieber and GWAR are going on tour together this summer - #justinbieber #bloodbath

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following me on twitter will increase your penis size by 2 inches

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i hold the world record high score in paperboy #videogame #lonely #virgin

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634 5789 was my ol' lady's number

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betty white? yea i tapped that

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Malcolm X was bisexual. Get over it. (c/o the Guardian UK) #sex #goodtimes #malcolminthemiddle

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i co-wrote the movie Boomerang

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i recently passed a micromachine i swallowed in the 80s #klee #DualActionCleanse #trafficjam

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i was the guy responsible for styling Snow in his "Informer" video. he's wearing my glasses. http://bit.ly/BUUBE #snow #likkiboomboomdown?

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@CatelynCamXXX your skankcam isn't working

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i fucked carnie wilson when she was still real fat #chubbychaser #weightwatchers #jennycraig #moretolove

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i was on double dare as a kid and i always took the physical challenge #thebest #marcsummers #puddingslides #nickelodeon

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i'm starting a grassroots effort to make this song the state anthem of california - http://bit.ly/19cDvX - #california #everybodysheard

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West Indians smoke their weed with hot sauce on it #westindians #spicyweed

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This Just In: Scott Baio admits to sniffing glue with Steffi Graf in the 80s. #scandal #sports #charlesisclearlynotinchargeanymore

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Hollywood Report: @danny_devito to star in a 'throw momma from the train' remake in the role of momma #hollywood #movies #aginggracefully

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Breaking News: Rihanna and Chris Brown to star in MTV's redux of Celebrity Deathmatch #mtv #rihanna #burythehatchet

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drinking @dunkindonuts coffee has been proven to reverse the effects of those ungrateful years you spend at starbucks working on your script

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Breaking news: Jonas Brothers are stuck in an elevator at MTV in times square. Rescue crew on the way #jonas #deathtrap

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karl lagerfeld announced today that he will gain back 30lbs to help unveil a pair of wide leg jeans he designed for tj maxx #fatfashion