Shit my coworkers say (talking about Robert Pattinson as #batman)
Melody:No!! That's disgusting!
Me:๐๐๐
Melody: how do we go from hunky men to a pancy? It should be Benedict Cumberbatch!
Me: Oh hell no!
Ummm....hey @LuciferNetflix like, WTF?!!!! I just binged the 4th season of #Lucifer and I'm crying like a bitch!!! Loved the show from the start and #Deckerstar , but why you gotta do me like that?!๐ญ
My body: alright bitch! Its 8am time to get up!!
Me: what?
Body: you heard me
Me: but, I went to bed at 3am..
Body: ....so?
Me: so, I want to sleep.
Body: .......
Me: .......
Body: you have to pee
Me: goddamnit.
@indeNiall33 I had that moment when Ethan got his first loose tooth, while we we're on vacation. He was a little freaked out by the blood, and only wanted me.