Chris Hatfield

Former slinger of crabcakes and cocktails. Former flapper of arms. Still a lead player in training and keeper of useless knowledge.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 WOW! Even CNN is REBUTTING Gavin Newsom's claim that President Trump ORDERED the DOJ to investigate him

Per CNN, the probe was launched last year by the US Attorney's Office in Sacramento based on a whistleblower report. NOT Trump. NOT the DOJ. A WHISTLEBLOWER.

Gavin is doing DAMAGE CONTROL. He KNOWS they're in some hot water!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: It's officially been nearly 48 HOURS since California poll close and NEARLY 4 MILLION VOTES (42%) are left to count

STEVE HILTON EXPOSED IT: "A whistleblower told me they had different buckets for ballots after election day, and were TOLD it DOESN'T have to be postmarked on or before election day — if the date was HANDWRITTEN that would be OK as well!" 🤯

THIS IS OUTRIGHT FRAUD, and it's been LEGALIZED

Shut it down!

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

We've got a gift for you for every time one of your Democrat friends blames President Trump for the price of gas.

Here’s the Biden Administration claiming the President doesn’t control gas prices.

REPOST this and remind them all about their hypocrisy.

#thinblueline #lawenforcement

[Mooses Felix 🇺🇸 @MoosesFelix]

🤠well I would consider Texas 'Southern' for the most part. Maybe West Texas could be 'Southwestern'

Its a big state ya know

Fella makes a lot of sense. In fact nails it. Can any of my Texas pals confirm that ☺️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Julia 🇺🇸 @Jules31415]

Lee Zeldin SCORCHES Democrat Rosa DeLauro when she loses it over the EPA's budget proposal, claiming it "reads like a climate change denier's manifesto" and screeches that climate change is "flooding our streets" and "poisoning our air":

Zeldin: "Following the law...Where does it say anything about fighting global climate change? Loper Bright, Supreme Court case. You familiar with it?"

DeLauro: "N-, no, maybe others are. I'm not."

Zeldin: "But that's really important. As a member of Congress, Loper Bright says that we, as an agency, don't have the authority to get creative if Section 202 of the Clean Air Act-"

DeLauro: "No, no...YOU DO NOT HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY CLIMATE CHANGE DOES NOT EXIST; THAT IT'S A HOAX! And that is where this administration is coming from!"

Zeldin: "I understand you're upset that you don't know what Loper Bright is. Do you know what the Major Policies Doctrine is?"

DeLauro: "I'm upset because...Lemme just say this to you!"

Zeldin: "You're a member of Congress; you should know...You're very defensive about not knowing the two biggest landmark Supreme Court cases of the last year with regards to your question..."

DeLauro: "You're here because you need money from us! SO HALT FOR THE SECOND AND WAIT FOR THE QUESTIONS AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!"

Zeldin: "Well, I answered your question and you didn't like my answer because you don't know what Loper Bright is, because you don't know the Major Policies Doctrine is. You're asking me about Section 202 of the Clean Air Act, and you don't read it. You don't know what it says...I actually read the law. I do my homework. You're just somebody who likes to have the microphone on. You know what I have to do? I read the law; I read the Supreme Court cases...You care about science; now you're threatening to defund it?"

Brilliant job, EPA Administrator! 👏

[Chris Hatfield @rumpletime]

@USPSHelp how does a package sent from Kentucky end up in Guam?

[Chris Hatfield @rumpletime]

@USPS so my package originating in Kentucky on the 8th, with estimated arrival to California by 9pm the 13th, was shipped to Guam. That’s right, Gaum! Called about the Guam thing and asked if once it arrives in the states, could you express it or 2nd day air? A resounding , Nope!

[Chris Hatfield @rumpletime]

@USPS congrats! I just had a package delivered from Australia before my package from Kentucky arrived. The package from Kentucky was scheduled for delivery April 13th and as of today you have no idea where it is.

[Chris Hatfield @rumpletime]

@USPS congrats! I just had a package delivered from Australia before my package from Kentucky arrived. The package from Kentucky was scheduled for delivery April 13th and as of today you have no idea where it is.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

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[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

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[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

60 Minutes JUST EXPOSED Gavin Newsome’s high-speed rail as the BIGGEST SCAM IN HISTORY…

$100+ BILLION VANISHED

ZERO trains.
ZERO tracks laid.
ZERO results.

Taxpayers were robbed blind. This is a criminal grift, not ‘infrastructure’.

LOCK HIM UP

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American worker has a message for the Democrat Party

“To get my kid from pre-K into kindergarten, I need a vaccine slip, birth certificate, and proof of residency so I can get 'em into school. But y'all are saying a f*cking ID is too much to vote. F*ck off”

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Exactly seven years two months and 26 days since Gavin Newsom became governor of California. California is:

#1 in homelessness
#1 in poverty
#1 in Retail crime
#1 in gas prices
#1 in illiteracy
#1 in wage stagnation
#1 in frivolous lawsuits
#1 in unemployment
#2 in housing costs
#2 in water bills
#1 in restrictions on workers
#1 in Anti-business regulations
#3 in energy/electricity costs
#3 in inequality
#1 in income tax
#1 in gas tax
#1 in budget deficit
#2 in educational inequity
#1 in COVID school shutdowns
#1 in COVID business shutdowns
#1 in COVID mandates
#1 in illegal border crossings
#1 in funding for illegal immigrants
#1 in People leaving state

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

This is the best takedown of "No Kings" I've seen yet.

"You just hate what you're told to hate..."

"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny." 🔥

[Chris Hatfield @rumpletime]

@SpillTheMemes "A Kind of Magic" ~ Queen