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[Jack @jackunheard]

Let this sink in....

15 women... gathered together... in a room... for hours...

and they couldn't decide on what a woman is.

[Reginald Spears @ReginaldSpears]

Jelly Roll makes music for adults who’ve been arrested at the little league fields.

[Exchange Traded Filth @FilthyFunds69]

When I was working in high school, one of the bartenders told me mid-shift that one of my friends was ran over by a drunk driver and killed - and that the driver got out and strangled him. 6 months later, the bartender was arrested after the FBI found traces of my friends blood on the bottom of his truck. Buffalo sauce

[pannekook 🫶 @pannekook]

my dad used to work at a chemical plant on san diego bay. people would commit suicide by jumping off of the coronado bridge, and occasionally they’d do it on the wrong side and plummet into his work’s parking lot instead of the water and total his coworker’s cars

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

Test your fucking coke guys 💔💔💔

[Andrew Guttenberg @guttenbirder22]

As promised. Here are the current flavors offered on the Mountain Dew website, as members of the Tanager family.

Starting with the OG

[dustin @DJ_DoesSports]

Bro drop the fortune cookie act Jaxson Dart just gave you belt on national television

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Baker was talking trash with a Seahawks fan and then came back to check in after the game 😭

[alfi @ClutchLikeRomo]

HEARTBREAKING: Cowboys owner and GM, Jerry Jones, found alive in his home at 82.

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

if 9/11 happened in england
guy: oh my god they’ve just hit the twin towers
guy 2: are you taking the piss

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

He did it.

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

Hes named like a horse

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

Probably because nothing will ever top this.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Cris Collinsworth- “I hit a guy with my car. 1986 just outside of Tacoma, Washington. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.”

Tiroco- “The extra-point from Dicker is good”