Emily

trying to figure out what this life is

[Emily @runEMCc]

"Gonna go to Pensacola, gonna fuck my way through college"

[Emily @runEMCc]

Me: I'm not gonna smoke today. Me two hours later: good god I Have to smoke

[Emily @runEMCc]

Lord knows it's hard to stay #sober

[Emily @runEMCc]

"Or are all penises just snakes without brains?" -- @natataliep

[Emily @runEMCc]

A snake is just a penis with a brain

[Emily @runEMCc]

Forgot what it felt like to have my ovaries purge themselves #crimsonwave

[Emily @runEMCc]

I think gauging my eye out with a Lego piece would be less painful than watching the Lego Batman movie

[Emily @runEMCc]

Just saw Real Life tumbleweed blowing in the wind #lifecomplete #NewMexico

[Emily @runEMCc]

@WellsFargo o please make your downtown building in Albuquerque make colors again 😏 l

[Emily @runEMCc]

"I'm covered in peanut butter, and not in a sexual way"

[Emily @runEMCc]

This month-long detox from drugs and alcohol makes me need a joint

[Emily @runEMCc]

Hour long layover in Phoenix = 🍻 @SusieSchmank

[Emily @runEMCc]

@SouthwestAir actually had amazing service for once in STL with agents Roxie and Darcie #queens #TheFutureIsFemale

[Emily @runEMCc]

Any time a sentence calls for "while," I prefer to use "whilst" to make myself sound more sophisticated

[Emily @runEMCc]

I get really excited when I can use all three forms of silverware in one meal #Fork #Knife AND #Spoon

[Emily @runEMCc]

Transition lenses have been spotted on one of the twirlers #EatSleepTwirl

[Emily @runEMCc]

Quote from TLC show Twirl Life: "The morale is SHIT" --they're eight year olds...

[Emily @runEMCc]

Dad in the @CHANEL store: "if you would have told me 30 years ago I would be spending 3K on a purse, I would tell you you're out of ur mind"

[Emily @runEMCc]

The jackass frat boys I met at @JohnPFields last night made me remember why I fuck with myself more than anybody else