Hannah

You were in the minors longer than me, you dumb fuck. Go dye your hair.

[Hannah @runaroundkid]

I’m gonna walk into traffic

[Mitch Bannon @MitchBannon]

Varsho says he, Kevin Gausman and George Springer broke down crying on the #BlueJays team plane last night when Gausman was traded to Chicago

[Hannah @runaroundkid]

I’m sad about Gausman

[Aaron @_AaronRyan]

Another banger, I’m afraid

[Marwan @mxrwanlfc]

“You’re blatantly just not me nan” is the greatest writing this country has ever seen

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

meep meep ass location

[Deacon Sports @DeaconSports]

This screams $17 burger that doesn’t come with a side

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

i’m somewhat of a boobie feaster myself

[Hannah @runaroundkid]

🥺

[Kevin Gausman @KevinGausman]

I hate seeing people talk shit about Toronto like they know it. If you live in Toronto you know how special of a place it is and how passionate the people are #GeauxCanada #GeauxBlueJays 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Jared Henderson @jhendersonYT]

We cannot do Puddle of Mudd nostalgia. There has to be a line somewhere, and I think we've found it.

[Hannah @runaroundkid]

😭😭😭

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

Kevin Gausman on his time in Toronto and #BlueJays fans:

“I hope they realize that I’ve embraced not just the team, but the country. I really love this city and everything that it stands for."

"I knew I was going to love it right away. It's a great place to raise a family."

[ClockLumi @primeluminosity]

there is a very obvious reason why this is a bad idea

[mack ⚢ @bookishlesbians]

when you’re on your period and you get that sharp pain in your asshole mid sentence

[teddy ౨ৎ @pcherspride]

losing the grammar war against 'casted' is really killing a part of my soul

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

you know who could find it

[Hannah @runaroundkid]

This from petfindernames fjkajdks

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

Mitch McConnell is definitely dead right

[Rachel Tobac @RachelTobac]

The new “⚠️Seems like AI slop” button on LinkedIn is sending me into orbit lmao

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

Was just fully shat on by a seagull in front of a family of French tourists who all - in unison - said “noooooon.” Thank you to that family.

[21 year old rich auntie with no kids @JAYACTII]

Pigeons finding nest materials

[Hannah @runaroundkid]

In front of Zanzibar lmaoooo I’m dying

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

And just like that, we’re employed again! New photo of Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams walking around Toronto last night.

📲 bmacdiarmid via Instagram