RunawayKelp BB

I love Big Brother 👂and Survivor 🌴. That's most of what you'll see here. 50% of my tweets include "lmao" 🤷‍♀️

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

If my pilot talked like that I would not get on that plane lmfao #bb28

[emma ٠ ࣪⭑ @1984villain]

@RyanWeavile kamu and yash were telling girls to dm them if they want to have their babies and started encouraging guys to do the same to melody so kamu said “we’re getting you pregnant whether you like it or not”

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Kamu thinks he has a good relationship with Drew AND Melody dude they HATE YOU soooooo much hehehehe #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

I love how convinced Kamu is that he's good with Drew bro is delusionallllll #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Mallory: "How many calories is in a carrot?"
Melody: "BRO. Don't piss me off with that question" #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

@evamarielola I think he wants to be with Yash/Taylor but ultimately he's a floater

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

@wearesobackwow paraphrasing, they understand it, but then they immediately go on to talk about how people who don't have kids will never understand how much life matters more & makes them so much happier with them in their lives

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Melody in a total hellscape right now with Yash, Kamu, Devens talking about how they don't really understand people who don't wanna have kids. Like boys, read the room?? #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Drew immediately goes to talk to Haley and Melody goes up to the gym where she knows Kamu is... right... #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Thank god Melody is breaking up this god awful conversation between Devens, Kamu & Yash #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

SHUT UP KAMU #BB28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

touching that shoe instead of Drew mhmmmm when do you think she realizes it's too late? Lmao #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Kamu thinks he's gonna hang with Melody after the show bc they live close by each other. HAHAHA #BB28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Yash being Melodrew's biggest opp this week #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Angela retells convos just like Haley does. Just making shit up, she's saying she wasn't shit talking Haley & Chuk with Lala and painting Lala to look like a shitty person like stfu #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

I think Dee is starting to realize she doesn't wanna spend 3 months locked in a house with people she doesn't like lol #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

My favorite part of last night is when Dee joined the bus ride and she was like "this is crazy" and Mel said something along the lines of "you have no idea, we just survived a fucking shooting" lmfao #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

@devyaarora Wdym? They took at least 15 shots each

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Truly the funniest person in that house I love Mallory #bb28

[RunawayKelp BB @runawaykelp]

Dee absolutely amazed by Mallory's improv abilities lmao #bb28