Melissa

Bunny Buddhist, Photosniper, Prose Jedi

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Wondering what I want for Christmas and my birthday? To find this fool. https://t.co/uZYrM6tpVb

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Jeremy: "I'm going to tame [his snake] little ass whether he likes it or not!"
Me: "That's not taming that's Stockholm Syndrome."
#snek #menelaziusthesnek #smolboy

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Because sometimes you need something loud. https://t.co/qBkP9fDYPU

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Still true <3 https://t.co/omPAvDr5PI

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Still true <3 https://t.co/CjUVFY8r58

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

So freaking cute! #中文 https://t.co/yYxXaBgHvk

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Female cop trying to get information out of a female drug dealer mentions the Bechdel Test. #CloakandDagger

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

May you have as much fun today as this chick ,:) https://t.co/Fik5xzTNIf

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

This https://t.co/iuyH7o3Kch

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

OH MY GRAVY. You fade if no one remembers you?! #Coco

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Best movie afterlife goes to #Coco #theresacantina

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

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[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

<3 https://t.co/MMzu983dsk

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Jeremy said the sweetest thing: "I think we need a trip to IKEA." <3

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Sharks don't like smokers. #deepbluesea #icantgoonlikethis

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

"Sharks don't swim backwards" #onlyactualscienceiveheardsofar #30minutesin #dontthinkillmakeit #parrotforbestactorinthisshit

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Wine does not attract sharks. They can't hold wine glasses. #deepbluesea

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Me: "I saw this and melted."
Jeremy: "Why?"
Me: "BECAUSE IT'S YOU!" https://t.co/6dr2V4tnU2

[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

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[Melissa @runawaylolrus]

Guy: "Are you asleep?" Me: "I am, I might be." #myeyesareclosedfool