maz

i’m gonna pick the option that allows me to smoke ⎕

[maz @runawaymatty]

review from my work about the cunt of a man my housemate is dating…I smell a sacking in his future

[maz @runawaymatty]

just TRY and find my mf waist

[maz @runawaymatty]

my ex kicked me off his spotify after a year of going undetected 😞

[maz @runawaymatty]

that business is another woman’s marriage 😭

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ariana Grande addresses critics on her new single “yes, and?”:

“Your business is yours, and mine is mine. Why do you care so much whose d*ck I ride?”

[maz @runawaymatty]

miss the blue bird this x is so uggers no wonder i havent opened this app in 5 months

[maz @runawaymatty]

@dnficionado can’t bring myself to change it😞

[maz @runawaymatty]

annual maz selfie

[maz @runawaymatty]

@adamhannsgf lov u

[maz @runawaymatty]

sorry matty this is mean but 1 milli in a grey box when you could just go under the streets of london is crazy

[maz @runawaymatty]

spot the difference

[maz @runawaymatty]

concrete cave core

[maz @runawaymatty]

chinese in the same way italian food in america is italian. shockingly enough, not authentic, but still made by generational immigrants from those countries so shitting on it really isn’t the serve you think it is.

[dandy @daxdives]

Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words

[maz @runawaymatty]

in light of recent events regarding miss swift and matthew, i return to twitter

[maz @runawaymatty]

@Indiana_Jones07 idc nearly as much as u do about this tweet. all i gotta say is IQ’s were built to measure your ability to recognise patterns and are not an accurate measure of intellect. also not an intj, not that mbti’s actually matter to me because the initial tweet was a joke you dweeb

[maz @runawaymatty]

the thing i am most ashamed of is not only being born on the same day as elon musk but also being plagued of sharing the same mbti with him

[maz @runawaymatty]

bro sent me an essay cba to read it idc that much

[maz @runawaymatty]

day 7503 of upsetting elon musk stans 🫶

[maz @runawaymatty]

@Indiana_Jones07 you calling elon musk conscientious is laughable considering he thought laying off half of twitter’s employees was a good idea. i don’t think even you understand what you’re saying in this tweet or if you’re just talking into Elon’s ass

[maz @runawaymatty]

@lipstickcigs BETH OMG HI

[maz @runawaymatty]

just heard two oldies outside of wagas complaining they dont sell english tea n talkjng abt how they dont like the “weird teas” they sell😭😭 bruh r u lost😭