Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷

#ExRunner + #research: used to run (26.2 x 10, 50k x 1); I enjoy numbers; play a little #golf; opinions my own.

Nothing fills you up like a good bowl of data!

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

@JamesMilner A true legend Millie. Thanks for everything you gave us. You never gave less than everything for the team. Made up one of our best ever squads and cleaned up on trophies too. Best wishes, sir. 🙌🔴#YNWA

[Nick Collins @Nick___Collins]

I suppose there will be some boiled piss around the country this time tomorrow.

Fans come to Anfield and chant:

“Sign on, you’ll never get a job”

And classics such as:

“Feed the Scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time”

And

“You nicked my stereo”

Liverpool fans meanwhile, donate to foodbanks locally and around the country. Foodbanks that wouldn’t exist if the country was run properly. Some of those away fans chanting about poverty will know someone who’s had to use one.

They also mock the people who died at Hillsborough and use Heysel as some kind of weapon to label literal children as “murderers”.

Liverpool fans campaigned for years for better stadium facilities, safety and security for all fans. As well as campaigning for justice for Hillsborough and having a memorial for Heysel - something that people rightly had justice for.

The national anthem gets booed as a form of protest against *some* of the above and Liverpool fans are labelled as the bad guys 🤦‍♂️

So yeah, let’s keep protesting for a better country for all.

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

Dawn chorus https://t.co/muwf8Q3opT

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

The dawn chorus getting underway... https://t.co/FVGWSn3iSd

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

@AnfieldWatch Si!

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

Experts from NASA have indicated that they are close to completing their first pass on the data relating to Jordan Pickford and expect results Q1 2024...

[Anfield Watch @AnfieldWatch]

The nearest team to Liverpool is Manchester City with an average time of 25.6 seconds out of play. While Newcastle and Brentford are said to waste the most time, with 29.9 and 31.4 seconds respectively, as per @90min_Football

[European Athletics @EuroAthletics]

Two Irish records! ✌🏿

Rhasidat Adeleke 🇮🇪 is your women’s Athlete of the Month for April 2023! 🏆

Adeleke blazed to Irish 200m (22.34) and 400m (49.90) records on her outdoor season’s debut in Gainesville! 🔥

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

@Terrymeyler Price tag would no doubt be high. All silly season talk at the moment anyhow!

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

I'd take Mac Allister over Mount any day!

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

Irish transport authority goes on record to state that it is currently too complicated to put a 6-inch square Sum-up style device on a bus... 🙄

[The Irish Times @IrishTimes]

The introduction of contactless payments across the public transport system with fares paid using credit, debit cards, or phones, is “years away” National Transport Authority (NTA) chief executive Anne Graham has told a meeting of Dublin City Council.

https://t.co/RAn9mMY2LZ

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

@ebhodge Nice.

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

Just as well Eamon Ryan doesn't work there! https://t.co/TrT0QOenNM

[Dymphna Nugent 🗞️🎙️📖📚 @DymphnaNugent]

Current ambulance waiting times outside @UHW_Waterford show five ambulances have been waiting between 87 mins and 335 mins outside the ED. These times are waiting times, not inclusive of travel times. An already overloaded hospital is buckling under the impacts from @WexGenHosp

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

@Terrymeyler Well aware, sadly that all roads lead to Dublin for everyone's needs. Just a bit surprised to hear the national reporting mechanism suddenly change when it's not the "insular" ones seeking parity.

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

Watching the 9 o'clock news... Patients in the "East" have better cancer survival rates. Yes, "East". 🙄 You can't hide disparity when it's as serious as people dying but you can rebrand a county name so as not to tarnish it. Blood 🌡️⏫

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

@Terrymeyler Strange to hear that. Waterford has never been included in the east of the country in any report. The Herity Report most notably, separated UHW from about half of the region it actually serves in order to deny the second cath lab.

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

@Terrymeyler Dublin land was the point not the people involved. If only people could work and live more cheaply elsewhere!

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

3 guesses of in which county such an absurd decision was made... Don't need 3? Me neither. #CentraliseUberAlles https://t.co/IGYoIzYU7u

[Jonathan Brazil 🧙‍♂️🔢🏌🏽😷 @runcertain]

The largest number of such shootings since perhaps 2016. It's never the clown, it's always the circus – you can't blame all of society's problems on a 'politician' whom the problems pre-date. Things are now worse since the preferred option was appointed! https://t.co/bdQhfeExez