Michael Ward

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@realDonaldTrump Keep shouting into the void. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@sunsopeningband My dental bills next year are going to be astronomical after how much teeth-grinding I've done this year.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@realDonaldTrump Hush, you.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@__griffin_ Keep it up. I can't put the miles in like I used to but even a little taste keeps me coming back. It feels like a real life super power.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@__griffin_ Nice job man. Very respectable.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@comradepollux Literally taking over Redding. They're placing people in office, education, and only patronizing their own businesses. It's like a Far Cry 5 prequel.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@barndoorheehaw This is gold. I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

Dr: So you should try for 8 hrs of sleep each night
Me: Best I can do is 6
Dr: I'm not negotiati...
Me: oooh looks like it's 4.5 now
Dr:...but that's the wrong wa...
Me: AAAAND NOW IT'S 3 DOC. ARE YA HAPPY?

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@GovernorKayIvey Way to go with the Ol' separation of Church and State. This bill is criminal.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@comradepollux Who doesn't like to see someone get nailed amirite?

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@comradepollux I'm more disappointed in my lobster anatomy knowledge. I was today years old when I realized they have paws.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@SlappytheNinja How does it feel to be completely fucking wrong? I love drinking grass-clipping flavored bread water!

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@laurenlaya My scribe buddy was told to document the patient has "been going through some gangster shit..."

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@MarkPepin1 I'm sure you'll rock it, man! Good luck!

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@CBarnesPT @sunsopeningband Wow. I'll see myself out. (I really like InCEPT)

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@sunsopeningband Providers Opening Their Arms To Others
P.O.T.A.T.O.

But seriously, Equity and Inclusion is succinct, straightforward, and inviting. I like it.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

I'd like to revise this to say "cake bender" as I feel it's more accurate.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

Current feeling is "Raccoon coming off a coke bender." So yeah, grad school is great.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@beccafriggnanne @TWilson016 Exudate. For sure my least favorite. But it does allow me to make faces of disgust as I say it.

[Michael Ward @RunClimbShoot]

@pocketyade Life?