Loon 🍁

Big duck energy

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

Sisyphus but shes blowing me and I already jerked off way too much today

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

It’s tragic that we’ve let so much of American culture be defined by women because things like being a picky eater, wearing pajamas in public, and blowing up over nothing have created the perfect conditions for Muslim assimilation

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

Out with my gf tonight and a guy humped her leg like a dog and she gave him a treat out of her purse (which are for me) I refused to talk to her the rest of the night AITA

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

Starting a new game because I accidentally saved before a DUI checkpoint

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

POV you’re a dad of a daughter and you know you fucked up parenting

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

Waiter: 2 bills?

Me: bc of woke 😔

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

@giantgio https://t.co/uCtbKGdg6N

This guy and Pinholes Graham are the best hockey video-essay-historians. If I’m missing someone I hope I’m corrected because I’d love more content[/strike] art

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

I didn’t even know he was gay

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

@Defnotbullshido @AncoreAggarwal The Dutch do this with Canada too.

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

Being an ethnonationist in Canada sucks. I have to admit I’m half Dutch and then they ask why I’m 5’11”

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

@SharpestEpee India will perpetually have low turnout because they’ll take half their own voter base out with unironic Douglas Mackey poasting

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

watching this loudly on my phone during Easter dinner at my girlfriends parents house and just looking up at them every 3 minutes to say “man this whole Iran shit is super fucked up, huh” while eating an entire thing of those starburst jellybeans instead of the food they prepared

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

Mayonnaise coloured hens I hatch miracle chicks

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

I’m not tryna countersignal or blackpill but trump said hoeflation was 2.5% and this chick is tryna say she’s a 6? GTFO lmaoooo you wouldn’t be talking to me if you were a 6

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

*carrie underwood swooping in at the last second to save me as the gucci mane music intensifies* I would never say that. But I’m glad someone did.

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

If the sens don’t make the playoffs I’m gonna yell the n word in vanier

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

How about the grateful bred and it’s this bitch I just knocked up

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

Leftists don’t hate Chesterton’s fence they just envision it as a chain link

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

“Omg a hit tweet” my zoomette exclaims, wiping the jizz off her brow

Im in love with her, but I know im just a tinder match

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

This is a genuinely funny poast. I’ll stop pirating if you make it easy for me to watch hockey without paying for 4 streaming services and a VPN for local blackouts

[LA Kings @LAKings]

If you are looking for the final score, you can just google the year when the Leafs last won the Stanley Cup.

#GoKingsGo

[Loon 🍁 @runechi]

My wife is extremely upset with the state of the world. I made the mistake of being clever: “so no warhead?”