Brandon Cooper

Teacher, coach, part-time scalawag, volunteer raconteur, paracinema connoisseur, wrestling (s)mark. Y'know, the usual.

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Fantastic double title match at #njwk20! I don't care about stars; they told a GREAT story in-ring; it was everything we love about professional wrestling.

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

@CulwellCenter Would love if someone would email the presale code word...

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Dear @AldiUSA,

Please discontinue the ad with the four chunkhead kids sitting at the table eating. No one wants to hear that. Truly, no sane person wants to listen to anyone eat or drink anything. Ever.

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

We have all waited so long for the return... #njWD

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Just heard @reasonjp call @zacksabrejr "arthouse wrestling" and can't agree more. #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

If you're watching #njwk19 and you see Yota Tsuji, congratulations, you found Carmen Sandiego.

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Idk man are we supposed to believe this is a good wrestling show without anyone hawking an energy drink? #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Please give us the full Shibata return we have dreamed of... #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

The crazy part is "company hero/president takes on biggest and most hated heel in the company at the biggest show of the year" is a great idea on paper but when it's so cheap and there's zero suspense it can't work. #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Fast-paced fun from #njwk19 so far. Ladders and ladies and ELP have helped things move along quite nicely. Now how do you make an EVIL match finally pop at the Tokyo Dome?

Hoo I do love that synth intro...

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

That was a beautiful 3-move finale to that match from ELP! #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

@DammitVacantPod Props. I'm about to start the first with the moka pot I got for Christmas.

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Please please please merge @we_are_stardom into @njpwglobal. I don't understand why there's such a division between brands owned by the same company when this great of a product only gets seen every once in a while. #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

So like Akira is fighting for the belt and then randomly gets himself on his back on the top of the ladder just to get trapped so his opponent can reach the belts? #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

The logic of ladder matches is always so convoluted and requires a 15 on a 1-10 scale of willing suspension of disbelief. #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Been a long time since I've live tweeted a @njpwglobal event on @njpwworld. But happy Wrestle Kingdom day to all who celebrate! #njwk19

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Can't begin to tell you how happy I've been watching the #CMLL @CMLL_OFICIAL anniversario show tonight. Every match is fun, surprising, funny, thrilling, or any combination thereof. Thanks so much to @luchablog for keeping the uneducated masses like me up to speed.

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

@luchablog In-cray-ee-blay

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

@luchablog That was zany fun!

[Brandon Cooper @runfellow]

Call me crazy but I really like @azucarRoc and he's even more fun in #CMLL. Everything I see from the guy says he's doing great things for the industry.