Alex Runham

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

The President of the United States has discovered that a pool can be longer than a skyscraper is tall.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[LigActu 🇪🇸 @LigActu]

🏟️ Ambiance de folie au Riazor ! Les supporters du RC Deportivo sont venus en masse pour célébrer une montée historique.

🌊 Une véritable marée humaine ! Quelle image incroyable !

📽️ @dxt_campeon

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

In hiding for over a fortnight to swerve any scrutiny over his multitude of illicit donations but finally breaks cover to shit all over the express wishes of Henry Nowak’s family

You can set your watch by Farage’s pisswizardry

A stain on U.K. politics

[Dow @mark_dow]

Trump has won this war 7 times.

He’s negotiated a peace settlement 12 times.

And he’s opened the Strait of Hormuz at least 4 times.

What more do you want from him?

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone.

This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

A bad day for players who look like they fought in the battle of Agincourt

[Daniel @DanielH_LUFC]

My team for West Ham:

Meslier

Me | Lucas the Kop Cat | Karen Brady | Mel B

Graham Smyth | Neville Longbottom | Elland Road McDonalds Manager | Ronnie the Rhino

Ray from the Undatables | Bin Laden crowdie from Covid

[The Square Ball @TheSquareBall]

But for who, Chris Kamara?

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

How are London's churches going to cope with the massive influx of far right Christians in town today, as their thoughts inevitably turn to where they will worship and sing?

[Cllr Lee Scordis @LScordis]

Hi Russell, considering I am the only Labour Councillor on the authority and I was not at the induction (as I have been here 9 years), this is a complete lie and a breach of standards @reformexposed

[Tracy Brabin, Mayor of West Yorkshire @MayorOfWY]

Leeds United are staying up. 💪

And the transformation of Elland Road and the area around it is the most shovel-ready sports-led regeneration project in the country.

Working with the Lowy Family Group and @LeedsCC_News, we're going to build over 2,500 homes and a vibrant, year-round destination that fans and families can be proud of.

Announcement to follow at #UKREiiF...

[Ben Bloch @realBenBloch]

The Guardian has released a statement after Nigel Farage posted a photo of one of their photographers' press passes, implying that a photojournalist threatened his safety:

"The Guardian is concerned by the recent publication on Nigel Farage’s social media pages of the professional credentials of a photographer working on behalf of the Guardian while he was working lawfully in a public space. Holding public figures to account is the role of a free press.

"As part of the Guardian’s journalism covering Nigel Farage’s purchase of a £1.4m property in cash shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift, a photographer took pictures from a public path and showed his press card when asked to identify himself."

https://t.co/6iyeYmJAvd

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Because nobody in public life has ever had a journalist at their house.

[Graham Smyth @GrahamSmyth]

Daniel Farke keeping newly-promoted Leeds United up with games to spare and reaching an FA Cup semi. Not nominated.

Michael Carrick...

[Luke Robert Black 🌳 @lukerobertblack]

Reform accounts posting “Uniparty” are actually missing the point here entirely.

Being polite to people is an inherently British trait. It’s a good thing.

I don’t want our politicians unable to have a conversation without screaming at each other or being verbally abusive.

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

I’m hearing that Andy Burnham has purchased a meal deal at WH Smith in Euston station. Beth, Sam and Sophy are en route to ask the checkout assistant what flavour crisps he chose.

Meanwhile Nigel Farage trousered a £5m bung and didn’t declare it.

Back to the crisps story.

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

I'm sorry, but this is simply lovely, and I've no time for those who'll inevitably sneer at it as "Paddingtonism", or whatever. Like it or not, this is the version of Britain most British people identify with. Good on his M the K for participating, too.

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Perhaps the most British headline ever…

[Peter Frankopan @peterfrankopan]

Needs sound on to avoid confusion

[Leah Rebecca @LeahRebeccaUK]

Dear @BBCNews
I notice you've suddenly started using the word 'homicide' in your reports on the BBC app.
Stop this nonsense - you and I are British, and I have absolutely no desire to talk more American. It's called murder, and in the UK always has been.