Caroline⚾

Retired Runner | Sports enthusiast with opinions

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

The horrifying device spotted on Reddick. I have more from postseason, I'd be glad to pack & ship 🙄 #confettigate @JettReddick @RealJoshReddick @astros

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

lots of empty seats in the arena!! could be because of the time? it is almost 7am there lol or maybe the Saudis aren't actually that interested in boxing #CaneloScull

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Rory McIlroy receives his Green Jacket. #themasters

[Queen Esther @XOQueenEsther]

Meghan Markle is truly on a roll collecting tragedies like they’re part of some emotional loyalty program. Suicidal thoughts? Check. Miscarriage? Check. Racism? Absolutely. Archie’s cord around his neck? Of course. Postpartum preeclampsia? Naturally.

So when’s the C-section story dropping? Maybe with an exclusive on how she “almost died” but powered through with “unimaginable strength.” We’ve had the palace oppression saga, the curtsy confusion, the avocado trauma, and the silence she somehow endured while on Oprah. She’s turned every life event—real or not—into a sob story meant to manipulate public sympathy.

What’s next? PTSD from wearing a tiara? A panic attack from being called “Duchess”? Don’t be shocked if she claims she survived a near-drowning while meditating or that the sun gave her anxiety during her pap stroll.

Let’s call it what it is: calculated, manipulative, and insulting to people who’ve actually lived through real pain without a Netflix deal. Meghan Markle isn’t some misunderstood heroine—she’s a fraud. A compulsive liar wrapped in designer victimhood, using tragedy as currency. And frankly, the world’s running low on sympathy for someone who treats suffering like a PR prop.

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@brndxix fajitas and freak offs 😂😂

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@MartySmithESPN that was so tacky af telling Rory he "desperately" wants to wear a green jacket. You don't have to state the obvious, way to embarrass the guy. #masters

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@PKSubban1 brought it all the way home with his stance NHL vs. NBA players 👏🏽👏🏽 facts were stated! @FirstTake

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@PrizePicks @NFL @serenawilliams @kendricklamar pretty sure Snoop did it a couple years ago at the halftime as well.

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@BleacherReport 🔥You can take the girl out of Compton...

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@TnnrCrtrX you saw it in person? jelly!

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@RealSmokingCrab epic

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

Look at all those celebratory beer cups being thrown at #WasteManagementPhoenixOpen I wonder if they have someone to clean it all up 🤔

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

"a loss of life in a aviation accident is very unusual in the United States" - NTSB

and this is why all of this is so unsettling.

#ntsb #PotomacRiver

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

The @CottonBowlGame has a frozen margarita topped with a piece of cotton candy. Sold. #cfpsemifinal

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@niner45651 @standonbidnezz @espn https://t.co/MMM7oXbwWC here ya go, pal

[Cory Wargo CFB @CFBUpdate_]

More Horrible Officiating… part 18

CLEAR Targeting on the Fumble..

FINE THE REFS

#Georgia #GeorgiaTech

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@niner45651 @standonbidnezz @espn because you seem to need an explanation of what targeting is and isn't 😭

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@msg802000 @SportsCenter no

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

@espn It's a TEAM effort, and he was doing it all on his own. That can only last so long.

[Caroline⚾ @runnercece]

So when Georgia had a targeting call overturned versus Georgia Tech, all was fine, huh? that Texas hit was clean. Cope. #PeachBowl