Clare Smallwood

Used to be a criminal lawyer but now a qualified personal trainer. Loves photography, dogs and generally being active.

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@sharrond62 Its licences love, not licenses

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@trussliz @Telegraph Please go away. Go get a job in your local greengrocers

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@trussliz Stop it. Please. Go away quietly and get a job in the local curtain shop.

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@antmiddleton @MayorofLondon Boarders??!?!

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@trussliz The only doom loop round here is you. Do us all a favour. Get yourself a nice little part time job in your village shop.

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@sharrond62 Honestly, you are so utterly boring. Spouting hate and nastiness incessantly.

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@MeghansMole My thoughts and sympathies on the blandness of your life, such that you immerse yourself in another’s.

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@bmay Go away Liz. Do yourself a favour and get a job, a library perhaps

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@QLoTII I find it deeply disturbing that people are totally absorbed and obsessed with the lives of other people - people that have no connection, no effect and no impact on their pitiful and empty lives.

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@trussliz Oh please. Just go and get a job in a library

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@Nigel_Farage Light up a fag and get back on your deck chair

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@toryboypierce Write and repeat 100 times

The judiary and the government are independent

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@MeghansMole Ever thought about getting on with your own life?

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@sawdoctors just got home from watching you in Leeds tonight. The last time I attended your concert, I was in my twenties. I’m now in my fifties. But wow, what escapism. What an amazing night. It was magic.

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In hospital waiting to be discharged, listening into a conversation between nurses (it’s a loud conversation). One is undecided who to vote for, says she hates all the political parties, says they all lie but says she loved Johnson. How utterly depressing.

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@DPJHodges She has to do nothing of the sort, you twerp. You hold no judicial or investigative role. Case closed. Jog on.

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@carolvorders @LBC You are brilliant Carol.

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@BladeoftheS Nah. No idea. I initially thought it was the woman who used to present Ten Years Younger.

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I believe @ChrisMasonBBC’s veneer of neutralism is starting to blister.

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@nova10987654321 Have a great day xx 😊🎈🎈