Rebecca

Runner. Hiker. Daughter. Wife. Sister. Aunt. She/Her.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

🤣 at "mottled piece of ham spritzed with baby oil."

That's just *chef's kiss*

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Nice touch by Piers Morgan production team to do the close-up shots of Trump looking like a mottled piece of ham spritzed with baby oil. I can’t believe Team Trump didn’t catch that one in the monitors. Their game is slipping and they know it. @IvankaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Ever get a text at the exact time the meeting starts that says some version of "where TF are you?"

Good times.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

That transition from confidence to "Hawley.exe has stopped working" is... interesting

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Republican Senators were asked this week what their definition of “woman” is. Some very interesting answers. Here is Josh Hawley’s.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@OhNoSheTwitnt She's so proud of harassing a teen who survived a traumatic event. I hate it.

Also, the greatest thing that protects me as a woman is the freedom to choose whether or not to have a child.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

FINALLY!!

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

#LoveRunPhilly #4JennAndAaron #running

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

Last run before #loverunphilly
I wanted that 8:59 😂

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@ahappything @jonfavs Unironically, too.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

Welp, adding "anything with Joseph Fiennes" to the list of Things I Can't Watch Because They Remind Me Of Aaron And Make Me Sad.

See also: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, 85% of Marvel movies, Muppet Show (bonus: also reminds me of Jenn)

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@69News @BKoltnow I'm sure she's very sorry she got caught. Well, cry me a river. She made her bed.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

Seems like as good a time as any to note that I didn't know what redlining was until a few years ago. I'm 38.

Institutionalized and systemic racism should be covered in US public schools. Americans deserve to understand the ways in which our country fails its citizens.

[Bloomberg CityLab @CityLab]

Wells Fargo has been sued for discriminating against Black homeowners by relying on a modernized version of "redlining" (via @bbgequality) https://t.co/hX6b78zQSs

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@GClayMitchell1 @DSelektra @1199twister @ExquisiteEvaG @RDMacQ

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@GroomerBunnie @GClayMitchell1 @zhaabowekwe @pngisd @DisneyParks A Texas school performing in Florida, so both are covered...yay...

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@EternalDago Welp, guess I'll just stay awake tonight.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

I know people want to celebrate this day/weekend so here is my public service announcement:

Don't drive drunk.

Make a plan, whether that be having a designated driver, using a rideshare service, or staying at home.

Don't be the reason someone has to mourn a loved one.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

The cat and I both got vaccines today because I'll be damned if I'm going to be the only one around here with a sore limb.

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@jolynnerokita I hope it springs forward to Biden's desk!

[Rebecca @runnerkid83]

@dissidenteband No, and I'm adding this to my list of "things I'll do everything possible to avoid"