myself

#mom, #runner, #musicwhore, #smartass, #lover, #foodie, #drinker, and #joker.

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Stylin’. #DRIP

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@angiiemae Yet you think they’re cute.

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Blessed beyond measure with these two. #Christmas #familyfun

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@PamGrier hey, Pam! My wife wanted me to tweet you right now because she loves you so much! Thanks for being you! ❤️

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Is it 11/9 yet?! #marriedlife #nola

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@McDonalds, tried my damnest to get nuggets and give you my money in Zephyrhills. 4 cars went by even after asking if I could order and nobody acknowledged us. Tried going inside the restaurant to voice our concerns and your employees just looked at us. Not a good look for you.

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Hey, @FloridaGators, who do I contact to organize a bar crawl in the Tampa area? Proudly sporting my orange and blue during a FSU bar crawl, I’ve been asked many times if #GatorNation does one here. Let’s make it happen!
#orangeandblue #GoGators

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Hey @Ford,
Ya think we could make vehicles where the wiper blades do not pop off over four times within the same ownership?

Trying to stay alive during hurricane season.
#floridarain #fordproblems #poppop #dangerzone

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I’ve been begging this kid to get on stage his while, but he’s always said no. Unbeknownst to me, all I had to do was introduce him to @ChicagoMusical. #happymama

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So my buddy mentioned running for a charity for this event. Will it happen? Who knows. But it certainly changed my entire attitude towards it. Fingers crossed a charity bib comes available, but either way… thankful. #rundisney

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So stoked that I waited 3.5 hours and the two that I was gunning for are sold out. Thanks, @runDisney, for saving me a shit ton of money. #rundisney

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So stoked that I waited 3.5 hours and the two that I was gunning for are sold out. Thanks, @runDisney, for saving me a shit ton of money. #rundisney

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Some of y’all have me laughing at your comments about @runDisney giving us a true 90s experience. Please stop… I have to pee. 🤣🤣🤣 #rundisney

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Just trying to give @runDisney my money. #rundisney

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I wish, just wish, I had the tiniest bit of moments with @BettyMWhite. She served as my grandmother in more ways than one. #RIPBettyWhite

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@BettyMWhite was everybody’s grandmother, even those who never had the pleasure of meeting her in person. But we met her thru our radios, TVs, and the movie theater. Her legacy will last forever. I already miss her. #BettyWhiteRIP

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Hey, @TheSarahPeacock… Happy Birthday, birthday twin! #ChristmasBabies

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Sweet. Thanks, @BedBathBeyond. So excited. 🙄

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Hey, @moleculesleep, stupid stoked to sleep on your mattress tonight. But I ain’t gotta lie, it’d have been so much easier to put on the frame had it had the life sucked out of it to where it fell out right side up. But I’ll update you tomorrow on how I sleep. #justsayin

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@jamieleecurtis after all these years, I am STILL needing to know why you left the knife. Even my 11 year old, who I’m pretty sure has a new favorite movie (thank you for this, I’m proud he recognizes true talent), is screaming at the TV to never drop yours weapon. #Halloween

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@AskTSA Is this allowed in a backpack? Does it need to be in the quart bag?