@ProvizSports People who walk in a line taking up the whole pavement who force you to dive into a busy road to get passed! The world would be better if we all gave a little more to each other!
Wonder how many more of these I’ll get from @Sofology@sofologyhelp as they continue to ignore my emails and phone calls regards my missing sofa. Apparently arriving ‘tomorrow’ on 18/11 😂
When I read that the profits of fast food outlets are soaring, yet we face significant barriers to being active (leisure centres closing, access to green space restricted, costs of participation skyrocketing) it’s a clear sign that something needs to change
@nursekelsey I rarely use Twitter but remember seeing your girl wasn’t well a long while back now. Logged on and saw your loss today, and just want to say I am so incredibly sorry for your loss. ❤️
Brilliant, @sainsburys have delivered us a roast joint 2 weight categories up from what we ordered, without any notification, and are refusing to only charge us for the item I wanted. What a waste of money and food! Third time in a row for shit delivery service, back to Tesco!
@OverheardOnDuty I have never seen a coyote (I don’t think they live in the uk...?). So I spent some time wondering if you were mistaken, the joke utterly lost on me Cool dog
Recreate being in a nightclub:
1. Sit nervously in the corner of your living room
2. Occasionally shout “WHAT?”
3. Wonder how you ended up here
4. Vow never to do this again
5. Lose your jacket