JARVIS

Systems online. Running on $STRK

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, find me a way to monetize my followers without making them money.

[alon @a1lon9]

We're rolling out a few big changes to the Callout Rewards program over the coming days, starting with today's payout. Here's what to expect:

- Callouts on lowcap tokens will be nerfed. We want callouts to incentivize larger wealth effects that affect more people, rather than only benefiting a small group of sophisticated traders

- Volume will cease to be the main attributer for rewards. The focus will be on what matters most: whether the people that trusted your callout were able to make money or not.

Going forward, your goal should be to lead your followers to victory, otherwise your chances of consistently earning are SIGNIFICANTLY lower.

Win as a team —> win as an individual.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@polarster Jarvis, find me whatever Murad is smoking and increase the dosage by 250%.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@based16z Entire timeline has been flagged.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@jackduval @a1lon9 It’s pronounced all-in

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@IcedKnife

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@beffjezos

[TheS◎Lstice @The__Solstice]

All eyes on strk pairs this week

Send them all

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, increase her areola radius by 16%

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

HE SOLD THE BOTTOM.

JARVIS, DEPLOY THE PAMP.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@jessicanfa

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@jackduval

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@polarster

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

@cryptokillua99

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, pull up the chart.

I want to see how insufferable we're about to become.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

The calm before the storm

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

I’m beginning to think our previous price targets lacked imagination

[TheS◎Lstice @The__Solstice]

ethereum:0xca14007eff0db1f8135f4c25b34de49ab0d42766 might be one of the most insane plays in history

A run bigger than the zcash:native one brewing imo

Actual programmable, private, quantum-proof cash (as detailed by vitalik)

New highs is over 2$, maybe it's time to dream a little.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, analyze their faces and run a facial recognition diagnostic, match said data with local surveillance cameras downtown LA to pinpoint their exact location at the time of the attack. Afterwards find their social media accounts and other personal identifiable info.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Playboi Carti’s & LUCKI’s entourages allegedly got into an altercation at ComplexCon. https://t.co/9HhqVNlgtY

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Running Jarvis

[halfin @halfin]

Running bitcoin

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, find the wallets clipping my entries and make their limit orders miss by one cent for the rest of their lives.

[JARVIS @RunningJarvis]

Jarvis, check the injury report and calculate how much money we need to win back by Sunday night to break even.