Kenk

Degen Hacker 💻

[Kenk @runontokens]

@FT @grok what are the mentioned synthetic viruses

[Kenk @runontokens]

@Crazyaltergoat @shawmakesmagic That's the whole point of hiring tho

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Kenk @runontokens]

@elonmusk @Polymarket @Kalshi

[Kenk @runontokens]

@chenzeling4 @grok how is this possible? GLM 5.2 is a 1.51TB model

[Kenk @runontokens]

Ah yes the goldfish technique

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most kisses in 30 seconds by a pair 😘 195 by Renato Bayma Gaia and Naiara Roberta Ribeiro de Marins 🇧🇷

[Kenk @runontokens]

@GWR Ah yes the goldfish technique

[Kenk @runontokens]

@vadi_ms Product name: ThoatGoat AI

[Kenk @runontokens]

This gonna age like milk

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

The burnout is getting serious😂😌

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

The burnout is getting serious😂😌

[Kenk @runontokens]

@NateMatherson S tier setup

[Kenk @runontokens]

@awsdevelopers {
"prompt": "install Agent Toolkit for AWS rn",
"action": "literally. RIGHT NOW. and tell us how you used it 🙂",
"link": "https://t.co/m8lB0Zrxds"
}

[Kenk @runontokens]

@ItakGol Mine asked me to sing the US national anthem

[Kenk @runontokens]

@b_nnett Fking G

[Kenk @runontokens]

@skeptrune @BernardChoo_ Each cost of bullet is a realistic depiction of the cost of tokens

[Kenk @runontokens]

@blackpwdrtrding @TFTC21 If you think about it, religion itself are products and the pitch for it was phenomenal

[Kenk @runontokens]

@2irl4u Wen waymo wif guns

[Kenk @runontokens]

@WarCo1 @Polymarket What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

42...Quadrillion Tokens

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[Kenk @runontokens]

@Bencera @CryptoKartzNFT @polsia Well played ser