The Albany Ham Scam

So I'd like to know where, you got the notion, Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion

[The Albany Ham Scam @runronnierun]

Such a good joke

[The Albany Ham Scam @runronnierun]

@MerriamWebster Let’s not forget Whoppers Junior

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

50 years ago today, daredevil Evel Knievel tried to jump Snake River Canyon — 🏍️ 🐍

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Dorothy Thompson got it right over 80 years ago, and it hasn’t changed at all since. The root of Nazi politics is insecurity. People who don’t know who they are, the “frustrated and humiliated intellectual,” they’ll go Nazi in an instant. https://t.co/xRKapmTnDb

[Baseball Reference @baseball_ref]

Nickname secured 🔒

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

What a bop, honestly.

[Alexandra Kyle @alixykyle]

Hey it’s my birthday-- I’d love for u to share your favorite video of mine. That’s right; I directly ask for what I want now that I’m in my 30s!l ✨here’s a new #sopranos

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If your mascot isn’t a mustachioed alcoholic in lederhosen who lives in a chalet and frequently slides into a giant beer mug you’re not fucking trying hard enough.

[Jay Rosen @jayrosen_nyu]

A newspaper editor — Chris Quinn of the Cleveland Plain Dealer — says it as clearly as he can:

"Our Trump reporting upsets some readers, but there aren’t two sides to facts." https://t.co/2nYQx8adj6

Quinn writes of a different kind of access. Access to our own eyes and ears:

[The Albany Ham Scam @runronnierun]

The perfect music video doesn’t exis-

[Fly Sistah 🪷 @Fly_Sistah]

This is the mugshot Inmate No. 𝐏01135809 should have had in 1973 but discrimination against Black people wasn't serious enough for prison. Trump laundered money via his casinos in the 1980s while working with mobsters & he offered to wear a wire for the FBI. He was part of a tax

[Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ ᴅᴏɢ™ Headquarters💩 @TriumphICDHQ]

Merry Christmas Eve. Here's a TV Funhouse we dug up from the 90s...the only references that still hold up are Jesus and Linus, but you get the idea... - RS

[celia shane @sloopjawnB]

here’s roddy piper making bill maher look like a bitch

[☆ nova ☆ @MelanatedMuppet]

omg hot tweet or whatever GO VOTE FOR THIS https://t.co/2t9WCOfG22

[ToughPigs: Muppet Fans Who Grew Up 🐸 @ToughPigs]

14 Trivia Tidbits About the Muppets, courtesy of @cracked, written by ToughPigs' own Joe Hennes!

https://t.co/Wf1qMqc34W

[Ned Hartley @NedHartley]

Twitter, what’s your favourite joke? My favourite is currently this incredible joke by the late Barry Cryer