the store

[pemprika @ dokomi 3R37 @pemprika]

recent hnk sketches! i love and miss them dearly....

[mox @moxplant]

Hello @Charmin. I recently used your product, and, while wiping, the paper tore open and by fingers scraped the inside of my anus, leaving blood all over my bathroom. I’m writing to you today to issue a formal request to increase the strength of your “ultra strong” toilet paper.

[Fell For It Again Award 🎖️ @FellForItAgainA]

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[♱ @dustbnuy]

mom, dad, this is the guy i exchange reels with

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: "A friend of mine who's a very smart guy, very very rich, very powerful man actually. But he's very fat. And he took the fat drug. I won't give you which one. It was Ozempic ... the drug doesn't work on him. I saw him recently. He's actually fatter than ever."

[(Gay) Signal @NopeSignal]

?????

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

what if the monster in one of these was 5’4

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

👁

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I want my cabinet to behave like [Xi Jinping's staff]. I'm demanding that....I've never seen men so scared in their lives...JD doesn't behave like that. JD butts into conversations."

[Alex @DailyPizzaGuy]

@jaesmail Toronto, ON to Gary, IN needs a bullet train asap

[jihad @jaesmail]

this is where the future will be built

[lunch @LUN_CH_]

#Evernight #March7th

[Fallen* @fxllen616]

@BulwarkOnline

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

MacCallum: "Charlie said, 'There is no such thing as hate speech.'"

Trump: "He might not be saying that now."

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Tyler Robinson, 17 minutes after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, buying himself ice cream from Dairy Queen.

[We$t @flygodT]

@PopBase Pops after taking that $100k bounty

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

all our best detectives are on the case